So my buddy just bought a black Kia Soul and we have made several realizations since the purchase.

1) He has a black soul.

2) If he sells the car he will be selling his soul.

3) If he gets rid of the car he will be soulless.

Anyone have anything to add?

Once it's paid off, he will be the soul owner.

Friends don't let friends buy Kias.

Q: What's the difference between a Kia and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What do you call a Kia with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: What is the Kia owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Is your buddy a gangsta hamster?





If he gets his window shot out in a road rage incident, , he'll have a hole in his Soul.

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Drive safely!

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Instead of calling AAA when it breaks down, should he call a church to save his soul?

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From Seoul with Soul.

Its all I got.

People rag on Kia's, but the higher end ones like the Optima in the highest end trim are NICE. Like Caddy-Mercedes nice.

Sam and Dave: I'm a soul man

Sue bought one of those shortly after I got the Mini Cooper......not QUITE what I had in mind when I told her she needed to get a soul.

When he's at work, does he have an empty soul?

-Dave

Ask him if I can borrow his Soul? I know of a certain ex that needs one. Badly.

Edit: Does it come with an embroidered nut carrier? I heard that you must turn in your balls once you take possession on a Kia Soul.

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Does the bank own his soul?

If the car is provided by an employer, the driver owes his Soul to the company store. (16 Tons)

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quote Originally posted by NEPTUNE: Friends don't let friends buy Kias.

That might've been true at one point in time, but they've come a *long* way - I've previously owned several Nissan Maximas - great performance, comfortable, reasonably priced... Checked out the new maximas and was quite disappointed. Looked at the Hyundai Sonata/Kia Optima twins (same car) and came away *very* impressed. The Kia Optima's got a very driver-focused interior, it looks great, and drove amazingly well, even with the base engine (though we're looking at the 2.0 turbo, of course!). 5 years ago? Wouldn't have bothered looking - they've really turned a corner and most of the newer cars are great! Saw one of the new optimas with satin finished five spoke wheels, black with dark tint and it was really good looking. 10 year 100k mile warranty! (I'm not shopping only Kia, it's being cross-shopped with many other cars - my wife is 6'2" and all legs, so we're looking at sedans with lots of legroom. So far, for her bad back, the Optima has been the most comfortable)

quote Originally posted by FieroSTETZ: That might've been true at one point in time, but they've come a *long* way - I've previously owned several Nissan Maximas - great performance, comfortable, reasonably priced... Checked out the new maximas and was quite disappointed. Looked at the Hyundai Sonata/Kia Optima twins (same car) and came away *very* impressed. The Kia Optima's got a very driver-focused interior, it looks great, and drove amazingly well, even with the base engine (though we're looking at the 2.0 turbo, of course!). 5 years ago? Wouldn't have bothered looking - they've really turned a corner and most of the newer cars are great! Saw one of the new optimas with satin finished five spoke wheels, black with dark tint and it was really good looking. 10 year 100k mile warranty! (I'm not shopping only Kia, it's being cross-shopped with many other cars - my wife is 6'2" and all legs, so we're looking at sedans with lots of legroom. So far, for her bad back, the Optima has been the most comfortable)

Shacquille Oneal likes Buicks.
He's very tall.
Maybe you could consider an AMERICAN brand.
I don't know you, maybe you're Korean.
Then perhaps it would make sense to send your money to one of the government subsidized overseas manufacturers.

Good luck with whatever you wind up buying!

http://www.buick.com/lacros...-mid-size-sedan.html

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quote Originally posted by FieroSTETZ: That might've been true at one point in time, b

I so agree. They have made tremendous strides.

So if he cant find it in a parking lot, he has lost his soul...

If he parks it outside a stadium and fires up the grill to cook some goodies before the show/ game, would it be a Soul Kitchen?


Would he be cooking Soul food?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_food

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A car wash becomes a Soul Cleanse

Gasoline becomes Soul Food

- Justin

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A set of new tires would be a re- sole.

Everyone alive after an accident while riding in a Soul would be a Soul survivor.

quote Originally posted by NEPTUNE: Shacquille Oneal likes Buicks. He's very tall. Maybe you could consider an AMERICAN brand. I don't know you, maybe you're Korean. Then perhaps it would make sense to send your money to one of the government subsidized overseas manufacturers. Good luck with whatever you wind up buying! http://www.buick.com/lacros...-mid-size-sedan.html

Oh I've tested a few. Did not like any of the GM's I drove, the Ford Fusion was... ok. I don't really care where a car was made - I've owned lots of American cars, and I've owned lots of Japanese ones. The cost to satisfaction ratio of all the American cars I've owned was pretty low (except for a 1973 Mercury Monterey we got for 500 bucks. That was way more fun than $500 should've been!). I've owned several Nissan Maximas because, for the money, they were some of the most satisfying cars I've ever owned for a long commute. Every single one's gone over 250k miles without any major issues. The vq30de engine is amazing - it's not a good idea to pick a car based solely on country of origin, really, all factors should be considered. I also buy exclusively non-american motorcycles, because there is no american manufacturer of motorcycles that makes anything I want - and I've got 7 bikes of all types. 6 months of test drives and the Kia SUV and Kia Optima are the 2 top contenders. If they'd put the SUV's AWD into the Optima I'd have it in my driveway already

quote Originally posted by NEPTUNE: Shacquille Oneal likes Buicks. He's very tall. Maybe you could consider an AMERICAN brand. I don't know you, maybe you're Korean. Then perhaps it would make sense to send your money to one of the government subsidized overseas manufacturers. Good luck with whatever you wind up buying! http://www.buick.com/lacros...-mid-size-sedan.html

Koreans buy many U.S. products. Right now they need a replacement 777 from Boeing.

quote Originally posted by spark1: Koreans buy many U.S. products. Right now they need a replacement 777 from Boeing.

I just wish they would quit with thier #1 export......Koreans !!!!!

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: So if he cant find it in a parking lot, he has lost his soul...

Trying to find it in a parking lot would be Soul searching.

All jokes aside i liked the rental car soul i had.... i was looking into buying one but i decided to get my veloster as it has more stock features

I bought the wife a 2011 Kia Sorrento after she had researched SUV's for about 3 months and this one came out on top. With 276 hp and awd its kinda fun to zip around in. We liked it so much this spring we traded up to a 2013....