This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"

Good one...

LOL

Not even gonna give Cliffw his credit huh?

https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/099363.html

So you think I have time to read everything cliffw posts, eh? At least I didn't take credit for it as original.

I told the joke to my Sister and she got it. And she's blonde.

Told it to my brunette wife and she got mad because a woman made the offer to me and I didn't flat out tell her NO. Go figger.

I LIKE it.

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: So you think I have time to read everything cliffw posts, eh? At least I didn't take credit for it as original.

I'll let it slide since he posted after you in that thread.

edit: I suppose it could have been the same woman, got any more details besides gorgeous? Depending on your answer, I think she might have better luck up here in MN than she did with you two down in Texas and Florida.

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quote Originally posted by 1988holleyformula: I'll let it slide since he posted after you in that thread.

So now you expect me to remember everything I post, too? I hope I am there when your, ah, your something starts to go.

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quote Originally posted by heybjorn: This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

Bill Clinton walks in with a box of ammo in hand. Hillary says, " Where did you get that? " Bill points his finger and says, " I did not have sex with that woman."

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: 1988holleyformula, do you think it was the same woman?

No but probably the same caliber woman.

Now that's funny!

quote Originally posted by maryjane: No but probably the same caliber woman.

At least a .45?

quote Originally posted by fierofool: I told the joke to my Sister and she got it. And she's blonde. Told it to my brunette wife and she got mad because a woman made the offer to me and I didn't flat out tell her NO. Go figger.

That makes sence, to her she is after all a wife and wives don't take kindly to husbands talking to other women for any reason.

steve

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quote Originally posted by 1988holleyformula: At least a .45?

Oh--a young one? That's even better.