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"What I Got For My Birthday In 100 Words Or Less" By Boon E. Dawg, Esquire. by Boondawg
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It's huge!
And sexy as all get-out.
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If a Stormtrooper mated with a PC...
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I got a watch last time.

6 words.

Looks almost like some sort of bread maker.

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Originally posted by User00013170:

Looks almost like some sort of bread maker.



It's a purifier.
It makes pron clean.

Woo Hoo!
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Hah... yeah, it's deceptive on that desk... need to put a quarter next to it. It looked like a fancy bread-maker in the first picture, but then when you see the fans you get a concept of how huge it is.

Nice case!
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Originally posted by Boondawg:
It's a purifier.
It makes pron clean.

Woo Hoo!


Funny...I like mine dirty, personally!
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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:

but then when you see the fans you get a concept of how huge it is.



Yeah, those are the 200mm fans.
About the size of a paperplate.
There are 7 fans.
2- 200mm, 1- 230 or 200mm, 3- 120mm, and 1- 140mm.

It's 25.74" x 8.74" x 21.32"

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Whoa, nice dining room set! Is that hardwood? What a great gift!

Edit: Was the wall hanging included or from last year?

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Originally posted by BlackEmrald:

Whoa, nice dining room set! Is that hardwood? What a great gift!

Edit: Was the wall hanging included or from last year?



The dining room set is for his cat--notice the water bowl on the floor?
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Hey, that's pretty swanky.

BTW, happy b-day.
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All I got was sex.

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Happy Birthday ! That is really nice,by the way,WHAT IS IT ?
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quote
Originally posted by hugh:

Happy Birthday ! That is really nice,by the way,WHAT IS IT ?


It's a new computer chassis.
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Originally posted by jimbolaya:

All I got was sex.

Jim


Hopefully you get it for Christmas as well.

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So, you are a lawyer with a new bread machine now, Boondawg? I thought you were coming to a place of inner peace, meaning no disrespect to bread machines, of course.

 
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Originally posted by jimbolaya:

All I got was sex.

Jim

At least, that's what she told him, anyway.

 
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Hopefully you get it for Christmas as well.

Jim says at Christmas is all he expects for the year.

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Originally posted by jimbolaya:

All I got was sex.

Jim


I got boudoir photos for Christmas last year. While I think my girlfriend is sexy as hell, it was such a waste of a gift (and money). The photos look great, but I've looked at them once and locked it in my safe ever since. She should have saved her money and just doubled up on the sex.

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Originally posted by heybjorn:

So, you are a lawyer with a new bread machine now, Boondawg? I thought you were coming to a place of inner peace, meaning no disrespect to bread machines, of course.

At least, that's what she told him, anyway.

Jim says at Christmas is all he expects for the year.


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Originally posted by ls3mach:


I got boudoir photos for Christmas last year. While I think my girlfriend is sexy as hell, it was such a waste of a gift (and money). The photos look great, but I've looked at them once and locked it in my safe ever since. She should have saved her money and just doubled up on the sex.



I didn't think it was a waste of $$.

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"What I Got For My Birthday In 100 Words Or Less" By Boon E. Dawg, Esquire.

Obviously, Boon E. Dawg, Esqure needs to be enlightened, everyone knows a picture is worth a thousand words. Sheeessh!
Mr. Dawg blew it. In this case, several thousand, mulitple pics.

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Originally posted by maryjane:

I didn't think it was a waste of $$.


How many did you get? What did Jane think of them?

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Originally posted by heybjorn:


How many did you get? What did Jane think of them?

Just 2--Not much Jane could say--she got her own pics of some guy wearing nothin but a pair of cowboy boots putting somethin in a mailbox.
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Originally posted by maryjane:

Just 2--Not much Jane could say--she got her own pics of some guy wearing nothin but a pair of cowboy boots putting somethin in a mailbox.


Whoa!!! This is not a picture I want in my head. Stop it and stop it right now.

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Originally posted by blackrams:

"What I Got For My Birthday In 100 Words Or Less" By Boon E. Dawg, Esquire.

Obviously, Boon E. Dawg, Esqure needs to be enlightened, everyone knows a picture is worth a thousand words. Sheeessh!
Mr. Dawg blew it. In this case, several thousand, mulitple pics.





Actually, in that case, is a bunch of computer hardware. Which probably doesn't have those thousands of pics downloaded yet... give it another hour or two.
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Originally posted by maryjane:


I didn't think it was a waste of $$.


You're the creepy old guy with the studio in his mother's basement that took the photos?
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Nope--not me--my mother's house had no basement--neither does mine.
Must a been a different creepy old guy.
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I get sex twice a year. Birthday, and Anniversary. Why am I smiling then? It's our Anniversary.

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Mr. and Mrs. Jim are intimate on his birthday. Mrs. Jim finally figured out that all those little Jims have the same birthday because Mr. and Mrs. had champagne on their anniversary, at least in the early years.
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Originally posted by Boondawg:

It's 25.74" x 8.74" x 21.32"


It's come to this now, has it? Back in the old days, men would brag (or BS) about the size of something a bit more "organic".
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Modern men are more sensitive and thoughtful, Patrick. The emphasis is on the value of her experience, not your ability to brag. I'm not sure what that has to do with a bread machine, but anyway.
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Originally posted by heybjorn:

I'm not sure what that has to do with a bread machine, but anyway.


If the dough doesn't rise... not such a good end result.

I suppose there's always biscuits, eh Don?

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Originally posted by blackrams:

"What I Got For My Birthday In 100 Words Or Less" By Boon E. Dawg, Esquire.

Obviously, Boon E. Dawg, Esqure needs to be enlightened, everyone knows a picture is worth a thousand words. Sheeessh!
Mr. Dawg blew it. In this case, several thousand, mulitple pics.





Me thinks someone has a case of sour grapes........
Sorry, but that's a one-man box, ma' boy!

Mmmmmmmm, one-man box.............
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Originally posted by Patrick:

If the dough doesn't rise... not such a good end result.

I suppose there's always biscuits, eh Don?


Depends I guess--on whose end the dough is in.
And, if one has it in all up to the end.
(the end)


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Originally posted by maryjane:

Depends I guess--on whose end the dough is in.
And, if one has it in all up to the end.
(the end)


Story sounds half-baked.

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Originally posted by Patrick:

Story sounds half-baked.



And unlevened.
Oy vey!
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I have never made my own computer (which I'd like to do).

But I just want to say.... I LOVE this thread.


Thinking about Don having sex was... legen... wait for it.

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Do people still buy desktop computers? Isn't that like buying a tube tv?

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Super jelly. That thing is just begging for a bitchin' paint job.
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Originally posted by Wichita:

Do people still buy desktop computers? Isn't that like buying a tube tv?


Probibly.
I have yet to meet 1 person here who don't look at me strange when I talk about building a desktop computer.
"Can't you just buy one already built for cheaper?"

They DO have a point.

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Originally posted by Boondawg:


Me thinks someone has a case of sour grapes........
Sorry, but that's a one-man box, ma' boy!



That thing makes grape juice also? Who'd have thunk it.

One man box? Another factoid lost on someone like me, Only one man box I can think of would be a casket. But, it's your story, you tell it the way you want to.
I do hope the bread machine or juicer works out for ya though.

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