Well it is officially cold out, Melanie came in from feeding and put her cold bear hands on my chest. No that's not all, she also put her cold feet on my bare chest, at least those still had socks on.

But that's not what I was talking about in the title.

She came in the other morning after feeding and grabbed at my belt and unbuckled my pants. Now normally that would get me all worked up, but she has cold hands, really cold hands.

So anyway she putts her hands around my boys. I was screaming from the shock of my 98.6 balls being frozen instantly by her frozen hands.

So does anyone else's wife do this?

I have got to know.

Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.

Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

I kinda like it.. a girl i used to date used to always sneek up behind me put her hands up under my shirt and onto my back... I think it feels good though.

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: Well it is officially cold out, Melanie came in from feeding and put her cold bear hands on my chest. No that's not all, she also put her cold feet on my bare chest, at least those still had socks on. But that's not what I was talking about in the title. She came in the other morning after feeding and grabbed at my belt and unbuckled my pants. Now normally that would get me all worked up, but she has cold hands, really cold hands. So anyway she putts her hands around my boys. I was screaming from the shock of my 98.6 balls being frozen instantly by her frozen hands. So does anyone else's wife do this? I have got to know. Steve

You poor, poor bastard

Hands? My wife uses pliers

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A girl has to do what a girl has to do. At least he has a purpose, to keep me warm.
Always complains I never play with the "boys" enough. So what if my hands are freezing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Melanie

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish, my wife uses a vice.

Jim

Im with Fierowitch...A girl HAS to get her hands warm Fast and that's the Best spot...

Sorry
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Shannon
88 Fiero "Valhalla"

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quote Originally posted by jimbolaya: I wish, my wife uses a vice. Jim

Ummmm...which kind of vice Jim? Oh...sorry...you mean a VICE, not a 'vice'
Nick

My wifes hands were so cold once that she broke off one of my nipples.
I stuck it to my forhead and then ran around the house yelling "Somebody milk me, I got a headache!".
Good times.

my wife does it all the time but i get her back by doing the same thing to her......most of the time i get slapped though

quote Originally posted by fierofetish: Ummmm...which kind of vice Jim? Oh...sorry...you mean a VICE, not a 'vice' Nick

I think that you guys mean "vise."

"Vice" is legal terminology for something that may relate to the cold hands thing.

For me, cold hands are not so much an issue. Of course, there is revenge to be had by ice cube....

quote Originally posted by Patrick's Dad: I think that you guys mean "vise." "Vice" is legal terminology for something that may relate to the cold hands thing. For me, cold hands are not so much an issue. Of course, there is revenge to be had by ice cube....

They were both spelled correctly, and I didn't know which was which, but you know exactly which one I was talking about. She just pulls them down from the shelf, and takes em out of the jar, and puts the squeeze on em occasionally. Wouldn't be so bad, but she does it while I'm at work sometimes, and it really freaks out the customers.

Jim

Cold FEET !!!!!

Jebus-hebus-bejusus !!!!!!...you havent lived until Sue puts those ice-bags on your calf in the middle of the night...WOAH!!...Talk about levitating off the bed !!!

ICE CUBES ARE MORE FUN HEHEHE

Steve, Melanie, you know this thread is useless without pics. On (in) the other hand, one might say there's 'really nothing to show'

The women I worked with used to put their cold hands on my bald head...

quote Originally posted by fierowitch: A girl has to do what a girl has to do. At least he has a purpose, to keep me warm. Always complains I never play with the "boys" enough. So what if my hands are freezing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Melanie

Complain if you do, complain if you don't .... Some people have issues.

Need to have her undress and lay perfectly still.... Show her you will still love her no matter what.

quote Originally posted by User00013170: Complain if you do, complain if you don't .... Some people have issues.

I know, but at least my hands are warm.

quote Originally posted by pontiackid86: I kinda like it.. a girl i used to date used to always sneek up behind me put her hands up under my shirt and onto my back... I think it feels good though.

I'm with Rick I also think though it is my job and responsibility to keep her sace, warm, protected and comfortable. Screw you feminism.

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You know the toughest part of rolling blading is...Telling your parents you're gay.

Do you want to hear how I warm up my ears?

With your calves? Oh no...that was Joan Collins...wears her calves behind her ears to attract Men

"Do any guys wives/girlfriends do this with their cold hands?"

Yes.
All of it.

I don't really mind.

So, your wife is frigid?

quote Originally posted by carnut122: So, your wife is frigid?

Just her hands

Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.

Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

Give her a nice cold tea-bagging next time you've been outside in the cold. Fair is fair!

This thread has got so many good one liners im literally laughing and disturbing by co workers. lol

Mine grabs them when she is in heat,which is quite often here in Florida.

quote Originally posted by dudewithoutfiero: my wife does it all the time but i get her back by doing the same thing to her......most of the time i get slapped though

I had to do a double take on the screen name to make sure matt wasnt the one posting this LOL Same thing happens in our house.

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I like having me wifeys cold hands on me boys. Probably a Pavlovs dog kinda thing...because soon the hands are not so cold...and other things warm up too

I also like after shes had ice cream

ever notice boobies are never cold?

quote Originally posted by Pyrthian: ever notice boobies are never cold?

sure they can be

Maybe she's just makin' sure that the "boys" still have feeling left in them.

quote Originally posted by fierofetish: With your calves? Oh no...that was Joan Collins...wears her calves behind her ears to attract Men

She was always falling head over heelsheels over head for someone........