A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment.

They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus..Hallelujah!

The priest and the reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, .......circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

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Ron

roflmao.....i love it! im posting this on my facebook thanks for the laugh +1 to you good sir!

Reminds me of the one about a Priest, a Vicar and a Rabbi discussing what they did with the money from the Service collection.
The Priest said ' First, I bless the money. Then I take it to the vestry, and divide the money up. 75% for me, and 25% for the Lord''.
The Vicar says ' Yes, I take the tray, and I bless the collection money. I then take it to the Vicarage, and I count the money out, dividing it equally between me and The Lord'
They look to the Rabbi, and he rubs his hands together, and says ' I too take the collection tray, and then bless the money. Then, I close my eyes, take a deep breath....and throw the lot in the air'. The Priest and the Vicar are surprised, and ask him why? The Rabbi replies 'Well...whatever God can catch he can have...and I keep the rest'

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A priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench, when an 8 year old boy runs by. The priest turns to the Rabbi and says "Let's catch him and screw him." The Rabbi say "Out of what?"

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