Take the 1st example you get when you type your name in the Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Ill start first

Josh:
"He is a fun loving guy, really funny and can make anyone laugh. He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love. He has very good style and always looks handsome. He also always smells really good "

A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet,
adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend
and is really strong. His smile is contagious.

Why do I see lots of wishful thinking in this? " Hot, funny man." All of the rest of you can't be that much like me.


Michael
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend......mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

I am not strange and weird.

I prefer the Hebrew: " Who is like God."

Victor
Common name of a playa who'll leave you without saying a word. Also known as "hustla", this individual is particularly good in bed and has vast experience he'll never admit he does, which is why all of his xs still chase him.
Hard to catch, impossible to keep, the biggest mistake you can make is introducing him to your best friend, who of course, is going to wanna nail him.

# 3 is also good...

A highly intelligent, smooth talking, mysterious, player, who appears rough on the exterior, but has a heart, you just won't know it....Use CAUTION when in the vicinity of said male species; as they can suck you in and bend you to their will; stripping you of all your values and moral beliefs. Also highly contagious...most men wanna be him and all females wanna have him. Has the ability to turn you into a wimpering ball of flesh with one comment, leaving victim to question their validity for life.

1. Gene

Godlike in stature, to walk into a crowded room and the men sit down and the women drop their pants. to be such a viking lord that spiders are scared of you...not the other way around.

Often referred to by scientists as a "finely tuned instrument of the coital arts"


Gene

quote Originally posted by scrabblegod: Often referred to by scientists as a "finely tuned instrument of the coital arts" Gene

How did you get involved in the scientific study of this? Did they pay you transportation? Was it a double-blind study, and, if so, how much testing was involved? What does "finely tuned" mean? A violin is tuned differently from a bass.

gokart mozart isn't defined yet.

I wasn't born yesterday... no way I am looking up "Peter" in Urban Dictionary!

... although, on second thought, I bet the description would be right on

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Cliff
A name for a guy who is solid yet can go just to the edge. Solid ideals and morals but likes to push himself and others just to "the edge" of fun, passion, excitement, sex, etc. Constantly has his foot on "the line" of no return but always finds his way back! Not afraid to show his emotions and doesn't try to hide them. A man among men. A friend among friends.

quote 1. Mike The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.

That looks like something a teenage girl would write (gush?) about her first crush. Now please excuse me while I wash the puke off my keyboard.

Uh,....NO!

Don

The don, the best, the **** , the ****in daddy etc etc...

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Don The don, the best, the **** , the ****in daddy etc etc...

How appropriate!!

quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: How appropriate!!

If I enter my full name, i get references to a bad bad hair piece.


I was expecting something about being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound....

quote Originally posted by maryjane: If I enter my full name, i get references to a bad bad hair piece. I was expecting something about being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound....

Okay....how about;

DON: The singularly most important person on Earth to keep as far away as humanly possible from the Nuclear Football!

Brad

an amazing person, who will always treat you great no matter what happens, who will love you unconditionally, acts like a crazy little kid sometimes, and is the most loving and caring person in the world!!!!! and is great in bed!!!

Hmm, I'd have started with the great in bed thing, not tacked it on the end like that..

Daddy always said it meant "Demon Seed". I hope he was joking. I like the urban dictionary version better.

James:

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"

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Wow!!! I've been telling my wife this for years!

Nathan:
A guy who is caring and intelligent and is superior to all even God.He is loved by all his mates and is there for everyone who has problems and is a great listener.He is so caring and such a strong fighter that nothing can beat him.He is the kinda guy you want as a mate or a lover.A legend at the guitar and guitar hero.He is just an amazing happy person who is easy to love.He has a very nice personality and is very easy on the eyes and is very cute.He is a perfect man in everway unless you cross his path when he is sleepy then you have hell to pay lol. Generally a nice guy with lots of friends who adore and love him.A one of a kind...

John

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

I learned last nite that Florida was named by Ponce DeLeon, El Floreeda (misspelled for pronounciation) meaning 'land of flowers' .

quote Originally posted by rogergarrison: I learned last nite that Florida was named by Ponce DeLeon, El Floreeda (misspelled for pronounciation) meaning 'land of flowers' .

Should have been named El Gatorade for land of gators.

Jim

quote Ara: eastern Armenian way of saying dude ara, es ov a?! = Dude, who is this?! Ara The term for an awesome nice guy. Girlfriend: You're so nice. Boyfriend's friend: What an ara!

^I knew these^

quote ARA the anti-rap association is a widely know association that one day will change music history everyone in the ARA hates rap!!!

I like this.

Copied of urban dictionary
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kris 656 up, 352 down

buy kris mugs, tshirts and magnets
an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours
.........

buy kris mugs, tshirts and magnets
A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention whore. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable.
.............
A person who can get any chick he wants.

Someone that everyone likes his name and his body.

Some people like for his personality, or his looks.

Name withheld for safety reasons!
One of the most amazing guy's you could ever possibly meet... He will really turn your world around. Make you forget all the things you don't want to remember. Make you feel as if you're the only two in the world when you're with him. He is a guy you can always trust, no matter what. He will always know exactly what to say to make your heart race and make it beat faster and slower at the same time He knows how to have fun and you'll never find yourself bored when you're around him. Pretty much you will fall in love with him the day you look into his Gorgeousness eyes. He is a wonderful addition to anyone's life and it would be wrong not to meet one because NO joke... He is the most amazing,sweet and one of the funniest guys you will ever meet
May do things that some people don't like once in a while but he always makes up for it. Loves to joke, and make people smile. When he loves someone, that girl is THE luckiest girl alive. When your together he makes you feel warm, and safe inside...like no matter what nothing else matters. He has a perfect smile, he is very handsome. When ever your sad, or upset in anyway he knows just what to say or do to make you feel good about yourself all over again. He is literally THE most amazing, loving, respectful guy anyone could ever wish for.

The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.

Wow this describes me to the letter! lol..

Jeffery
a drug cocktail in joint form consisting of, weed, angel dust, E, clorox, cocaine, and a few other choice ingredients.
dude 1:here have some of this jeffery man

Dude 2: ok, *cough cough*

dude 1:i think im having a heart attack!

dude 2:you need to calm down! here touch this furry wall.

dude 3: hahaha thats the thing about a jeffery, it goes away....then it comes BACK AGAIN BWAHAHAHAH.
I can add no more to that.

Mike

This is the second one that came up.

the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large d__k. he is liked by everyone


Ok, I will put up the first one.

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.

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David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Time bomb and various other variations including at least TB.


LMAO!!!!! If you only knew...

Wait there was an update

a guy with a huge dong that every chick digs

A lonely man who burns hookers on the arms with cigarettes, before burying them in the backyard under the clothesline.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: A lonely man who burns hookers on the arms with cigarettes, before burying them in the backyard under the clothesline.

I don't always drink beer....but when I do, I don a clean wifebeater and abuse young women.
David Dos Equis

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HOLY Crap!!! I couldnt post what it says about my short name!!! I think I need to wash my eyes!

I couldn't post the first one either, but I do enjoy the second one:

quote Pronoun: "Charles" refers to only the world's greatest and sexiest Irishman. Sports the world's greatest smile; he's hot, hilarious, humble. Well known for his impish personality, he exudes mischief and fun at all times. He is the most giving person in the world; ready to listen at the drop of a hat whether it's midnight or 3 pm or go kick some seriousass when needed. He believes in the "3 F's": Faith, Family, and Finances. (You don't cross any of them... ) Is destined to either marry an Italian before 30 or join Mount Saint Mary's at 35. Once graduated from the country's greatest school (for those who don't know... that's UVA) he will be wreaking havoc on 6-7th graders having them prove infinity while he comes up with a new number system and re-structures relativity. He's known and respected by all, deeply loved by a close few. je t'aime, mon lutin! 1) An example of his effect: the diva: Where were you last night? le petite: With Charles... the diva: Damn...look at you, you're glowing again. 2) To explain his charming good looks: the diva and le petite, as Charlie walks by: "Handsome as a lion dat one... I could stare at dat back side allll daaaay."

i'm not making this one up, enter it yourself...

1. george

A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.

Guy: wanna see it?

Girl: sure

Guy: ok here

Girl: HOLY CRAP its a george

quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan:

How many Don's are there here?
I'm one.
And how polar opposite are they?

I dunno about the urban Dictionary.. But in the unabridged English Dictionary, Randy means horny.
I always thought my mom named me appropriately.

didnt expect this

daniel:

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed

HI all

Allrite, i'll go: Eric,

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, romantic, hansome, strong, and funny..... everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes upon him, you will know from that very momment that you will never stop loving him.

#2:

A term to describe a mentally retartded cat that has the ability to fly by moving it's tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, Eric's are know to land atop statues and catch and eat birds. Once they get a taste of blood they turn into vampires and attack fat people.

Personally, I love this site!!

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Me, I sell engines, the cars are for free, I need something to crate the engines in....
Enzo Ferrari....

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines....
Enzo Ferrari...

Today they are called garage's, yesterday, they were stable's! Eric Jacobsen....

David:

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

Charles:

The sexiest thing on the freaking Earth. The f***ing hottest person in the world.

Last name Omitted.

Jumior:

An awesome person, usually praised for no particular reason. Is a man of great sex often surrounded by girls who want to get some. Junior's are often athletic and kind.

Apparantly I'm a sexual timebomb .

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