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Cockroach found WHERE? by 2.5
Started on: 01-07-2011 10:02 AM
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"When a 52-year-old woman went to get her colon checked out, she was glad to hear that there was no signs of cancer. But it wasn't all good news! Why? Because doctors somehow found a cockroach jammed in her transverse colon.
It's obviously not the worst thing you can find during a colonoscopy but it probably has to qualify as one of the most disgusting. Here's the almost poetic description of the discovery:
The procedure was uncomplicated with no gross mucosal pathology, however, an insect was found in the transverse colon on a routine screening colonoscopy. The insect was aspirated and sent to the lab for further identification.
The insect had three body segments (head, thorax, and abdomen) with ventrodorsal flattening of the body and a segmented abdomen, three pairs of legs extending from the thorax (with spikes and claw-like terminal appendages), elongated hind legs, and a pair of elongated antennae extending from the head to beyond the hind legs.
These morphologic findings were most consistent with the nymph form of Blattella germanica (German cockroach) of the Blattellidae family, a common household pest.
Yep, that's a cockroach all right. The woman said it might've happened because she had a cockroach infestation at home and probably ate a cockroach one day. I guess. "

"Comments:
-OMG, first time glancced at this article on the front page I thought that was a picture of Jupiter. I wish it had been.
-Roaches check in, they don't check out...
-Buttroach
-I just came back from Cambodia where people eat cockroaches as tasty snacks. No big deal"

http://gizmodo.com/5727160/...a-womans-colonoscopy

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OH my, speechless
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CRACKroach...
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Report this Post01-07-2011 10:34 AM Click Here to See the Profile for maryjaneSend a Private Message to maryjaneDirect Link to This Post
 
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The woman said it might've happened because she had a cockroach infestation at home and probably ate a cockroach one day. I guess. "

So, a cockroach survived the trip--intact--thru this woman's chewing, survived her stomach, with all those digestive juices, the churning and further digestive actions in both intestines and stayed in her colon?? And, before a colonoscopy, don't they do an enema anyway?
Kinda hard to believe.

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Originally posted by maryjane:

So, a cockroach survived the trip--intact--thru this woman's chewing, survived her stomach, with all those digestive juices, the churning and further digestive actions in both intestines and stayed in her colon?? And, before a colonoscopy, don't they do an enema anyway?
Kinda hard to believe.


I think it went in the other way . . . . .hershey style
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Report this Post01-07-2011 10:46 AM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroRumorClick Here to visit FieroRumor's HomePageSend a Private Message to FieroRumorDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by maryjane:

So, a cockroach survived the trip--intact--thru this woman's chewing, survived her stomach, with all those digestive juices, the churning and further digestive actions in both intestines and stayed in her colon?? And, before a colonoscopy, don't they do an enema anyway?
Kinda hard to believe.


I think it's pretty small, like a sesame seed sized little bugger. Easy to swallow without chewing it up. Stomach acid's pretty strong, but I think a bug exoskeleton could survive the trip. Not sure how it survived the 'pre-treatment' (when you drink tons of that crap) and any enema-type funess.

Don't REALLY wanna ponder this one for too long...

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Report this Post01-07-2011 11:01 AM Click Here to See the Profile for PyrthianSend a Private Message to PyrthianDirect Link to This Post
yikes!

but - the big Q: was it live?
highly doubt it was - but if so - Holy Sheep Dip!
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Report this Post01-07-2011 03:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for jimbolayaSend a Private Message to jimbolayaDirect Link to This Post
What? She couldn't find a gerbil?

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Report this Post01-07-2011 03:55 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
I wonder if her boyfriends name is Roach, and she was misunderstood when asking for "it".........

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Report this Post01-07-2011 04:00 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MidEngineManiacSend a Private Message to MidEngineManiacDirect Link to This Post
I can just hear that conversation.

Her: We have roaches.
Him: **** 'em.
Her: OK.....
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Report this Post01-07-2011 04:08 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Tony KaniaSend a Private Message to Tony KaniaDirect Link to This Post
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:

I can just hear that conversation.
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Her... Do you mind if a friend joins in?
Him... (With great excitement) Hell yeah!
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Him.... This is not what I had in mind......but OK!

[This message has been edited by Tony Kania (edited 01-07-2011).]

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Report this Post01-07-2011 07:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for twofatguysSend a Private Message to twofatguysDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by maryjane:

So, a cockroach survived the trip--intact--thru this woman's chewing, survived her stomach, with all those digestive juices, the churning and further digestive actions in both intestines and stayed in her colon?? And, before a colonoscopy, don't they do an enema anyway?
Kinda hard to believe.


Oh, you think it went that way?

I'm thinking it crawled up as a tiny baby, and grew up that way.

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Report this Post01-08-2011 10:24 AM Click Here to See the Profile for maryjaneSend a Private Message to maryjaneDirect Link to This Post
Yeah, I think it went in the backdoor. I don't want to consider the how or why.

Maybe her partner's name was Edgar.
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Report this Post01-08-2011 12:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for TommyRockerSend a Private Message to TommyRockerDirect Link to This Post
She took a COCKroach up her ass?

Weird story.
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