Jeff Foxworthy comments on Muslims

"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States

I couldn't find anywhere that debunked this from Jeff Foxworthy, but I don't know if I believe he said this. It is rather offensive. I'm not a supporter of religion in general, but if anything was said like this about Christians, people would be up in arms. I am not at all offended by it, hell I am an Atheist. I just want to note the double standard. I also don't find Foxworthy funny, but I've never thought he made jokes that were set to intentionally offend a group of people.

Christians would not be up in arms, they are sheep. This list is the funniest thing i've seen in a while! Thanks for posting!

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quote Originally posted by FIEROPHREK: Christians would not be up in arms, they are sheep. This list is the funniest thing i've seen in a while! Thanks for posting!

I find that contradictory. You call Christians sheep, but enjoy jokes about people who stand up for what they believe in?

quote Originally posted by ls3mach: I find that contradictory. You call Christians sheep, but enjoy jokes about people who stand up for what they believe in?

Standing up for what one believes in can be done without violence and murder. Radical Muslims do not seem to get this!
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I don't care if ya are a redneck, that dar is funny BTW!

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Thanks for this hilarious post

Cordially,
Kevin

p.s. Hey I got one: You know you are a Muslim when you do not believe in shaving your face, but shave your entire body before blowing yourself up! ?

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You might be a bigot if...

quote Originally posted by ls3mach: I just want to note the double standard.

Look around for a moment, and you won't even notice this instance.

you might be a christian if....
you like dingling little boys naughty spots

quote Originally posted by Pyrthian: you might be a christian if.... you like dingling little boys naughty spots

Exactly! All the pervert priest jokes and i haven't seen or heard about one radical christian group bombing a train station or a mall. There is a double standard everywhere. I find the jokes truthfull, insulting. . . .all of the above. Do i care? Not one bit. You can say what you want about me and my doings. I will not get mad if they are the truth. If they are false i will pull your card. Will i bomb your house,church,mosque? No . Would i like to ? Yes.

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ARCHIES JUNK IS FASTER THAN SHAUNNA'S JUNK
12.3 is faster than a 13.2

quote Originally posted by FIEROPHREK: Exactly! All the pervert priest jokes and i haven't seen or heard about one radical christian group bombing a train station or a mall. There is a double standard everywhere. I find the jokes truthfull, insulting. . . .all of the above. Do i care? Not one bit. You can say what you want about me and my doings. I will not get mad if they are the truth. If they are false i will pull your card. Will i bomb your house,church,mosque? No . Would i like to ? Yes.

um - radical christians have in fact bombed abortion clinics, shot abortion doctors, and blew up that oklahoma city federal building.

but, yes - they are more known for sexual deviancies.

Funny post! But, you just opened a can of worms. Get out while you still can! Run! RUN!