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I'm on a bus by FieroRumor
Started on: 09-14-2010 08:39 PM
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Report this Post09-14-2010 08:39 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroRumorClick Here to visit FieroRumor's HomePageSend a Private Message to FieroRumorDirect Link to This Post
And I hafta pee sooooooo badly!

No empty soda bottles within reach

No steathy urine-collecting mechanism attached to my calf

I'm on a bumpy road
And 40 minutes till I can get off the bus to get rid of this liquid cargo...

Ugggggh

*Must visualize*

I am a leaf on the wind

I am a dried cactus in the driest desert during the hottest, driest day in the history of mankind.

I am pure sand.

I am the absence of moisture of ANy kind whatsoever...

Aw crud, every tree we pass, I see possibility...

Ughhhhhhh.....

Every red light is a dealy I cannot afford....


This is my last rollercoaster ride
This is my last rollercoaster ride
This is my last ride...
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Report this Post09-14-2010 08:40 PM Click Here to See the Profile for litespdSend a Private Message to litespdDirect Link to This Post
You're on a bus.

In New York City.

Do what everyone else does in the city does....whip it out, and go.


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Report this Post09-14-2010 08:44 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroRumorClick Here to visit FieroRumor's HomePageSend a Private Message to FieroRumorDirect Link to This Post
Lol sooooo tempted to...

Bumpy
Bumpy
Bumpy

Argh!!!!

*Thinks of locktite*


*thinks of hoover dam*

*thinks of some kid with his thumb inna wall*

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Report this Post09-14-2010 08:45 PM Click Here to See the Profile for avengador1Send a Private Message to avengador1Direct Link to This Post
Drip, drip, drip, is that a waterfall in the distance? Can you hear it's roar? Get off the bus at he nearest fast food joint and use the facilities. You can also pick up dinner while you are at it and catch the next bus later. In the meanwhile use this to entertain yourself.

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Report this Post09-14-2010 08:54 PM Click Here to See the Profile for doug.sClick Here to visit doug.s's HomePageSend a Private Message to doug.sDirect Link to This Post
When I saw the title I thought this was going to be a play on the commercial where the guy says 'I'm on a horse'

PS I hope you make it home OK!

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Report this Post09-14-2010 08:57 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroRumorClick Here to visit FieroRumor's HomePageSend a Private Message to FieroRumorDirect Link to This Post
Worst case, I have a briefcase, and a ziplock bag...

Lol

TMI?
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Oooh, you REALLY suck, vengie, you know that???

Drip drip drip

*visualizes a clenched fist*
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I'm gonna
Avoid the cliche

I'm gonna
Suspend my senses

i'm gonna delay my pleasure

I'm gonna close my body now...


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JsjdeuseeSeedsesesesesese

Knew this was a one way trip
But

Knew I had to go...

Love you, wifey...
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All the pigs are all lined up
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back...

Now doesn't it make you feel better?

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MCDONALDS!!!!!


Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Report this Post09-14-2010 09:11 PM Click Here to See the Profile for avengador1Send a Private Message to avengador1Direct Link to This Post
So you took my advice. Good for you and your bladder.
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I'm a little late, but this would have been my contribution an hour ago.



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MCDONALDS!!!!!


Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


You held it all that while, just so you could stop, pee, and get a bacon cheeseburger?
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Too late to this party. Everything come out fine ?
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Report this Post09-15-2010 03:38 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth88FormulaClick Here to visit Darth88Formula's HomePageSend a Private Message to Darth88FormulaDirect Link to This Post
I almost peed myself on my couch about an hour ago. I was in the middle of a Modern Warfare 2 match and I didn't want to quit out to go.
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Report this Post09-15-2010 08:23 AM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroRumorClick Here to visit FieroRumor's HomePageSend a Private Message to FieroRumorDirect Link to This Post
Hahaha that reminds me of one time, my syutemates and I were playing Quake deathmatch, and I found one of them just standing there. I fragged him, and heard him scream from the other room. He was trying to pee in a cup (didn't want to leave the room) and when I found him, he fumbled for the keyboard(one handed) and spilled it all over himself. Pretty funny (for everyone except him!)

That waterfall pic would have done me in, and yes, everything came out just fine...
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Report this Post09-15-2010 09:30 AM Click Here to See the Profile for starlightcoupeSend a Private Message to starlightcoupeDirect Link to This Post
O'Reilly's sells pee bags for such emergencies. I was in the store when a guy came in and bought one after explaining that he was in a huge traffic jam on the interstate and had to pee so bad he nearly went in his pants. I might get one myself but Colorado has some l-o-n-g streteches of empty highway and haven't needed one-----yet.
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