Funny stuff

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

quote Same with those mindless teenyboppers who go to the Hickory Farms store, and then take double samples of fruitcake and cheeselog, you warn them that they will be charged with a felony(grand theft), and that if they attempt to fight and run, they will be, unfortunately, first tazered, and if they continue to resist violently with intent to maim, then wounded.

This is a must read.

I didn't even grab one of the better quotes. I am still laughing.

Brad

My oh my, what possesses people to do that? That's a lot of wasted time and internet space. Lol.

well, we can only thank god these clowns found an outlet for their obsessions.....

quote But then again I think of the mayors nephew, his face distored with tears and terror, the GAP employees who asked for my autograph, and had to settle for a cover identity’s signature, the flashbangs, and their acrid scent, the small of napalm in the evening breeze, as I crouch behind a shopping cart in the parking lot

i think that may have been my favorite...there were too many to count

Looks like aaronz34 found another forum to post up crap on. What a joke. It was good for a laugh around the shop here .

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That-right-there skidmarked my shorts!

[This message has been edited by Boondawg (edited 02-18-2010).]