quote Originally posted by RWDPLZ: If you have the equipment, why not utilise it? Anyone else's stream occasionally go in two directions, like early morning?

Two isn't the problem. three becomes an issue. Usually happens after a "hard night" TMI?

Brad

I stand or else my special trap door is useless.

Plus I pee outside allot, and sitting to pee would just be more trouble.

A better question is do you milk or shake after you lose pressure?
And how many times is really to much and just considered playing with yourself?

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quote Originally posted by RWDPLZ: Anyone else's stream occasionally go in two directions, like early morning?

Ha ha ha!!!! You too?

quote Originally posted by LitebulbwithaFiero: I stand or else my special trap door is useless.

quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: folding/bending to spray down/under so your junk doesnt hit/drag in/on the front of the toilet bowl can be dirty.

Dirty?
Look over on the bed.
The lessor of two evils?

Stand or sit only depends how tired I am. Middle of the night, I sit. I had to replace the toilets at this house, there was no place for a mans penis when sitting. I had to do each function separately for a couple weeks until I was able to replace the first one. The toilets must have been made for women only.
Shower?, What happens in the shower, stays in the shower.

quote Originally posted by FriendGregory: Shower?, What happens in the shower, goes down the drain.

fixed

Many years ago I went to a party at an apartment shared by two girls. One of them had placed a sign on the underside of the toilet seat that said “it’s so nice to have a man around the house” (old song title). The sign could only be seen by lifting the seat. I commented about how clever the sign was and had a good laugh with the girls but none of the other guys there had seen the sign.

No matter how you shake and dance,
the last three drops fall in your pants.

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quote Originally posted by spark1: Many years ago I went to a party at an apartment shared by two girls. One of them had placed a sign on the underside of the toilet seat that said “it’s so nice to have a man around the house” (old song title). The sign could only be seen by lifting the lid. I commented about how clever the sign was and had a good laugh with the girls but none of the other guys there had seen the sign. No matter how you shake and dance, the last three drops fall in your pants.

Meaning the other guys peed on top of the closed lid or peed in th sink.

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Meaning the other guys peed on top of the closed lid or peed in th sink.

I always wondered about that. But I shared a bathroom with three older sisters while growing up and there were serious consequences for not lifting the seat or failing to place it down when finished. I was well trained.

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Not lifting the seat, I could understand causing problems with women in the house. Not lifting the LID would cause problems for anyone--and a mess.

As my Dad always says...

"Just because you can stand up to take a piss, doesn't make you a man!"

Needless to say, I stand. Get something wet? That's why they make toilet paper.

Reading this thread, I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes, but at least I didn't pee myself!

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Not lifting the seat, I could understand causing problems with women in the house. Not lifting the LID would cause problems for anyone--and a mess.

Fixed the lid/seat confusion. Always called the seat the lid or the seat-lid. Now I know there are two parts, except when there is only one.

Most men don't know they aren't that good at aiming when the seat is down but women do.

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A real gentleman takes the dishes out of the sink-- before he pees in it.

--Jerry Springer episode.

If you have ever stood at an old style trough type urinal and been sprayed by the guy next to you, this sign makes perfect sense.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Dirty? Look over on the bed. The lessor of two evils?

Thats mean, I looked over on the bed and Pontiackid86's sister is laying there

Edit: Post 5000!

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i stand unless i get up at night then i sit, just cuz im half out of it and dont turn the light on

i work with a guy that has a heart issue, he is thin and tall, and if he gets up at night to pee he has to sit down, otherwise he passes out while standing and peeing
something to the fact of going from laying down from a long pieriod of time to standing it takes a while for the blood to get settled in his head i guess

quote Originally posted by ryan.hess: Tune in next week at this time when we discuss which is better: wadding vs. folding... goodnight everybody!

we poke fun at another guy that we work with because he thinks that we are wierd because we wipe while sitting....(yes we talk about that kind of stuff)
i guess he gets up and stands while wipeing, and also dampens the TP a bit

but he thinks we are the odd ones and dosent understand how anyone can wipe while sitting down

If I am only peeing, I definitely stand... I have good aim. However, if I am already sitting on the toilet, I find it useless to stand.. By the way, nice thread!

quote Originally posted by spark1: If you have ever stood at an old style trough type urinal and been sprayed by the guy next to you, this sign makes perfect sense.

Like this?



Maybe you should take this advice?

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If you get pissed on in the mens room you are standing too close. I have watered someones shoe in the mens room but it wasn't by accident. I told him to stop messing with me and he followed me in to the mens room and I watered his shoe. I was standing up.

quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: If you get pissed on in the mens room you are standing too close. I have watered someones shoe in the mens room but it wasn't by accident. I told him to stop messing with me and he followed me in to the mens room and I watered his shoe. I was standing up.

Did you tell him it was raining?

I stand and try to make a direct hit to the rear,,pretend Im raining NBC on the persian masses,, then the cat walked in ((F cat fizgerald))..I let him get to the TUB before I let go with a "" fire mission ""at the commie rat bastard cat..the bomb damage accessment ?? messy

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Stand. Unless #2, then it's pointless to get up. When I've been drinking, there's no telling...