Children's Books That Didn't Quite Make It.

You Are Different and That's Bad

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Dad's New Wife Robert

Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking.

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

All Cats Go to Hell

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Puppies Can Fly

That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Strangers Have the Best Candy

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

You Were an Accident

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

Your Nightmares Are Real

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

With all the terrible things going on and suffering happening in this world right now you would think you could find something better to do with your time................................
Glad you didn't!

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Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem, work hard to improve.

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[This message has been edited by Formula88 (edited 01-17-2010).]

Theese thread make me laff!

Raydar, where in the WORLD did you find that?
BTW, I LMFAO.

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Padington Gets Tanked

Furious George and The Puppies

The Story of Babar: The Little Elephant Who Was Shot and Killed For His Ivory

The Little Engine That Couldn't Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father

Run Away From Home: Your Parents Will Thank You

Everybody Dies... Even Your Mommy and Daddy

Timmy's First Gay Bar

40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie

When Mommy Leaves Daddy, and What You Did To Cause It

Where's Waldo's Weewee?

Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help

Furious George Delivers The Mail

29 Ways To Fake A Fever

Charlie and The Obsessive Compulsive Eating Disorder

101 Things You Can Do At The Bottom Of The Pool

Daddies and Mommies and Mistresses, Oh My!

The Seven Year Old's Guide To Faking Your Own Death

The Secret Diary Of The Monster Living Under Your Bed

Charlie and The Abondoned Armaments Factory

Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear

The Little Engine That Could Gets Drunk and Kills Several Pedestrians

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Bi-Curious George

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer...... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

Lets make the new Baby disappear!

"Dad's New Wife Robert"

roflmfao!

"The Little Engine That Couldn't Because He Was A Worthless Bum Like Your Father"

ROTFL! Somebody make it stop!

The only one that made the wife and I laugh....

"Bi-Curious George"

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything...

quote Originally posted by Raydar: Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Too funny. That's something you'd expect to hear from one of Dr. Phil's patients, hehe.

quote Originally posted by NEPTUNE: Raydar, where in the WORLD did you find that? BTW, I LMFAO.

I heard them a while back, and heard them again last weekend on "Rick and Bubba". (Don't ask.)

Googled one of them and found the list.

Happy that y'all enjoyed.