My wife said it was ok to laugh at this:

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God
appeared and said,
"I want you men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads
of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by
their wives."
"I want all the women to report to St. Peter. Soon, the women were gone,
and there were two lines of men.�
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was
only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled
your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here and not to move."

hahaha!

My wife laughed her behind off!

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