Jesus and the Democrat

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked , "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" Once more the waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door..

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me, I'm collecting disability."


Bwaahahahahaha!

Jim

If you'd have posted this as a Conservative, a Moderate and a Liberal, I could have bought the story.

Believe it or not, I know some very good Conservative and Moderate Dems. They ain't all that bad, just slightly misguided.

Liberals though, well their just plain evil.

Ron

[This message has been edited by blackrams (edited 11-01-2009).]

quote Originally posted by jimbolaya: The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth . . . The Democrat jumped up . . . Jim

Another fraud collecting a check.

It's that entitlement mentallity again.

I have spent a lot of time in jail ...the real creepazoids ,,the monsters are democrats..very few hard core criminals are republican ,,the more henious the crime the more likely to be a democrat or a demo/commie sympathizer..
I was the only Idiot talking politics in Jail, Talked normally to armed assault or less black guys
I was only in for murder once,, and these guys in the hardcase cells were100% democrats..

[This message has been edited by uhlanstan (edited 11-02-2009).]

Uhh...

quote Originally posted by uhlanstan: I have spent a lot of time in jail ...the real creepazoids ,,the monsters are democrats..very few hard core criminals are republican ,,the more henious the crime the more likely to be a democrat or a demo/commie sympathizer.. I was the only Idiot talking politics in Jail, Talked normally to armed assault or less black guys I was only in for murder once,, and these guys in the hardcase cells were100% democrats..

LOL,

hahahaha

quote Originally posted by ryan.hess: hahahaha

To which? Cuz I think Stan's is a little bit funnier than the original joke.

Jim

They're both funny. Stan definitely wins though.

"I was only in for murder once"

I love you stan