A guard at the Mexican border noticed that the same Mexican man was crossing the border each day empty handed and returning later with an empty wheel barrow. After a few days, the guard knew there was something suspicious going on. He began inspecting the man each day and couldn't find anything. He carefully inspected the wheel barrows to see if they were some other material disguised as a wheel barrow. He didn't find anything. He began strip searching the man and found nothing, he ran tests on the metal of the wheel barrows and found nothing out of the ordinary. He cavity searched the man, nothing was found.
This went on for a few years until the guard was working his last day before he retired. He stopped the man one last time and told him that he knew that he was somehow involved in an illegal activity. He told him it was his last day, that he was going to retire, that he wouldn't do anything to the man but he just had to know what he was doing!
The Mexican said, "I cross the border every day and steal wheel barrows."
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Jonathan
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1985 SE parts car 23K miles
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