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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl With Huge Boobs

http://www.asylum.com/2009/...irl-with-huge-boobs/

Aug 20th 2009 By Julieanne Smolinski

So, I have huge cans (pictured). I've had massive breasts since high school, so they're not that big of a deal to me anymore. But I've also heard every dumbass thing that could possibly be said about them. For some reason, dudes -- from my friends to the sandwich artist assembling my cold-cut trio -- feel like my melons are up for public discussion.

Look, treat huge boobs the same way you would any other freakish body anomaly -- like a unibrow or a club foot. If a chick walking by your construction site had one of those, you probably wouldn't think it was appropriate to call it out, would you? So please. Refrain from the following comments on my funbags.


10. "I'm usually not that into giant boobs." Sometimes I think this will be written on my tombstone. I know boyfriends think this is a compliment, but it makes us think that they usually go for girls built like cub scouts. Or actual cub scouts.

9. "How big are they?" Could God make a boob so big that even he cannot lift it? Think about that while you EFF OFF.

8. "I'm sorry, I can't help staring at them." Limited range of motion in the neck can be indicative of a serious medical problem. Like meningitis, or quadriplegia. Both of which render you unfit for make-outs.

Read the top seven things not to say to a girl with huge boobs after the jump.


7. "I'm actually more of a leg man." Really? Great. I prefer a large wang to a dinky one. Hey! I guess we're not right for each other.

6. "Do you have back pain?" Are you trying to be sympathetic, or figure out if I have good prescription painkillers? Either way, I'm not sharing.

5. "I bet your mama gave those to you." Actually, large breasts run on my father's side of the family. Oh, and my father is Butterbean. You f--king creepster.

4. "Are they real?" You also shouldn't ask somebody with a forked tongue if their forked tongue is real. Because you don't know if it's some kind of body mod, or if their mother took Acutane during her pregnancy.

3. "Can I motorboat them?" Only if I can water taxi your nutsack, a-hole.

2. "You should work at Hooters." Look, I have nothing but respect for those servers, but I have a job that doesn't require me to wear nude hose with leather high-tops and bring sides of ranch to divorced dads in a shopping center.

1. "Nice t-ts." Duh. I know.

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End of Public Service Announcement.

Ron

No pics? You TEASE!

sorry b!tch - them be your boobs
or, feel free to keep your mouth shut too
just the fact you needed to create this list implies you have alot to say about others
yes, I am sure you are sick of hearing about your boobs
as I am sure everyone who has some form of abnormality is sick about hearing about their "things"

and - yes - I comment on my wifes big boobs daily. and she is happy to hear it - usually

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: No pics? You TEASE!

Yeah right, I'll bet you checked out the "ikki" twins. If you haven't, you will now.

Ron

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quote Originally posted by Pyrthian: sorry b!tch - them be your boobs or, feel free to keep your mouth shut too just the fact you needed to create this list implies you have alot to say about others yes, I am sure you are sick of hearing about your boobs

What I want to know is why she did not give us a list of things to say about her boobs.

quote Originally posted by blackrams: 3. "Can I motorboat them?" Only if I can water taxi your nutsack, a-hole.

That sounds like a VERY fair deal . That is an offer you would probably have to take!

quote Originally posted by blackrams: Yeah right, I'll bet you checked out the "ikki" twins. If you haven't, you will now. Ron

Don't forget about the Barbi twins

I have dated women with larger breasts. Even the girl that I'm dating now has breasts about that big. Unless they are freakishly huge, if a woman want to hide them, they can. Her breasts are nice but if she doesn't want to hear those kinds of comments, then cover them up. If the author of that article is going around dress like the picture she posted, then she is asking for those kinds of comments. If a man walks around in a Speedo with his wang out there for the whole world to see, then he would probably get stupid comments too.

If you dress like a slut, then expect to be treated like one.

quote Originally posted by Doug85GT: If the author of that article is going around dress like the picture she posted, then she is asking for those kinds of comments. If a man walks around in a Speedo with his wang out there for the whole world to see, then he would probably get stupid comments too. If you dress like a slut, then expect to be treated like one.

While I tend to agree with you on the dressing issue, those women will tell us in no uncertain terms that they have a right to dress like that yet, we (as men) (Lesbians also, I guess) don't have the right to make remarks, comment, stare or as is often my problem, drool. What's a man to do?

Ron

I would like to add that you should never ask to see a girls "tweets" unless you're 100% positive she's into social media.

quote Originally posted by blackrams: While I tend to agree with you on the dressing issue, those women will tell us in no uncertain terms that they have a right to dress like that yet, we (as men) (Lesbians also, I guess) don't have the right to make remarks, comment, stare or as is often my problem, drool. What's a man to do? Ron

only partly true
the "right guy" can comment all he likes

and, there are certain bars you can go to, and not only comment & stare, but have them slapped into your face - for a slight fee

but - yes - it is fun to listen to these poor girls cry about getting the attention they crave so much....

quote Originally posted by IEatRice: I would like to add that you should never ask to see a girls "tweets" unless you're 100% positive she's into social media.

Social Media? Guess I need to go back to school.

Ron

quote Originally posted by blackrams: Social Media? Guess I need to go back to school. Ron

Not sure if you 'get' that one... (if you use Twitter, a message is called a 'tweet')

You COULD ask her "Hey, wanna blop.me?"

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Anyone know the 1 thing you "should" say to a girl with huge boobs?

Say WOW !!!
My american girl friend has 38 D ...So I had to Go to the Ukraine to find a champion udder jiggler,40xxx,My Ukraine girlfriend can not go out on the street in a tight sweater,,even the women stare,Ukraine men are much better behaved than american men,,I told her no one would notice her in USA,, he,he...,outside of wanting breast reduction ..she is just right for me,, because I do not have money for large augmentation I desire
I use to call her "grand tetons" untill she found out what that was..
they are very shady at the beach in Odessa

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