This is one pretty sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone!

The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely , positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs..

"An army of one".

Viagra. It keeps going and going and going... (Eveready)

Viagra. Put a tiger in your tank. (Esso)

Viagra. The best a man can get. (Gillette)

Viagra. Out front. Pulling away. (Goodyear)

Viagra, Be careful how you use it. (Hai Karate Aftershave)

Viagra. Expanding Possibilities. (Hewlett Packard)

Viagra. Don't dream it. Drive it! (Jaguar)

Viagra. The best to you each morning. (Kelloggs)

Viagra. Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven... (Pillsbury)

Viagra. The ultimate driving machine. (BMW)

Viagra. We love to see you smile. (McDonalds)

Where's the beef?? (Wendys)

Viagra. Once you pop, you can't stop. (Pringles)

Viagra. It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. (Timex)

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't (Peter Paul Candies)

So easy a caveman can do it.

BEHOLD the power of Viagra.

From the road to the race track nothing beats....viagra (mobile 1 oil)

You can't eat just one. (Lay's chips)

Jim

I have thought "long" and "hard" about this one. I just can't seem to "come up" with anything. Maybe I will ask my Fiance, and see if she "gets a rise" out of anything. Just seems to be a "big" problem thinking of a good slogan.

This is your horny little "brain":__________.
This is your horny little "brain" when you fly United Airlines: ________/-------.
"Because United breaks "brains."

OK, that was a limp joke.
What I need are his and hers bathtubs.
Twin beds with water? WTF is "up" with that?
I guess we could both gaze into the distance while I soak and work on writing a better joke.

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quote Originally posted by NEPTUNE: This is your horny little "brain":__________. This is your horny little "brain" when you fly United Airlines: ________/-------. "Because United breaks "brains." OK, that was a limp joke. What I need are his and hers bathtubs. Twin beds with water? WTF is up with that? I guess we could gaze into the distance while I soak and work on writing a better joke.

Number one rule when learning a foreign language, DO NOT attempt to tell a joke until you master the language.

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quote Originally posted by partfiero: [THE] Number one rule when learning a foreign language, DO NOT attempt to tell a joke until you master the language. [sic]

Did you come 'up' with that all by yourself?
We were all having fun until you jumped on with your three inches. of 'wit.'
Your 'little' comment is, at best, 'hardly' funny.

Congratulations. Another joke thread turned into a 'limp' insult thread.


Haven't you learned by now that I can, and will, give as good as I get plus one?
When I have the time.

Sorry, avengador1.

I thought you started a great thread.


Please ignore partfieros 'little' interruption,
And my perhaps too 'hard' response.
I hope we can get back to the jokes!

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Viagra; "Bad to the bone." (a song, but I can't remember who sings it?).

quote Originally posted by madcurl: Viagra; "Bad to the bone." (a song, but I can't remember who sings it?).

George Thorogood

quote Originally posted by madcurl: Viagra; "Bad to the bone." (a song, but I can't remember who sings it?).

quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday:

Great video!
We could easily start a new thread: "How many faces did YOU recognize in this classic?"
I could probably 'come' up with a dozen, but that would be "too hard."


Remember, if 'it' lasts more than four hours (or gets much more than a foot long), you should either call your doctor, or call another backup hooker.
Depending on your insurance coverage ( if you have any).
Or your street cred.



(edited because I hate my new cheapo keyboard.)

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Hours of energy now, No crash later.

Viagra. "Wanna Make Love (Come Flick My Bic)." A really, really old song by a group called, Sun. It was also a cigarette ligher commercial if I'm not mistaken.

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Pron Vid - $15
Hooker - $100
Deing w/Big Grin - Priceless

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Viagra: Builds Excitement (Pontiac)

Ron

quote Originally posted by blackrams: Viagra: Builds Excitement (Pontiac) Ron

Oh, that is a good one!

quote Originally posted by Tony Kania: Oh, that is a good one!

I was actually surprised that no one on a Pontiac Fiero Forum had not already put it out there. It was very hard to not be overcome with excitement about this.

Edited: Sorry, I held that as long as I could, just couldn't hold back any longer.

Ron

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