1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: you only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

ha! good ones

It's amazing just how simple solutions can really be when you don't over-think the problem!

[This message has been edited by TK (edited 06-26-2009).]

A friend of mine with a Master's in Mechanical Engineering introduced me to #8.

My good friend introduced me to "Franks' Three Rules Of Auto Mechanics"

1] If it doesn't move, get a hammer.

2] If it still doesn't move, get a bigger hammer.

3] If it breaks, it needed to be replaced anyway.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem


i have this in my sig

[This message has been edited by americasfuture2k (edited 06-27-2009).]