Snopes confirms it was written by Lou Pritchett retired VP of Sales for Proctor and Gamble.
http://www.snopes.com/polit...apbox/youscareme.asp

This guy has got some spunk!!!! Lou for Prez 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core..

You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America' crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.

You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett

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quote Originally posted by Bullet: Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Very true.

Brad

quote Originally posted by Bullet: Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years. Lou Pritchett

Yep. This is the one that is going to haunt the people who supported and continue to support Obama. Just watch and see. All the complaining about "liberties" and "Bush and the Patriot Act," and all of the people (some who posted in this forum, as a matter of fact) who conjectured that "Bush will institute martial law and keep the presidency illegally after the election" will be looking that reality in the face, but it'll be the guy they elected, not Bush. That's irony on a grand scale. Just my opinion though.

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i totally agree with this letter. in fact, i'm digging my hole now with which i will spend the next 10 years of my life underground, in hiding.

yes, I agree with much of that

but, I must admit to not knowing previous presidents either....
and, the antichrist needs no visible signs of support - money is the root of all evil - so...
again - antichrist
lol - military experience - lol - ummmm....see item #1
blame is a funny thing - if you dont do anything - you cant get blamed, can you? many thing are my fault - because I make many thing happen.
....nm, tedious

anyways.....control....who has it.....and who is losing it
and the poor slobs who thought they were gonna get bigger slices of pie. lol - nope - instead - we decided to just shrink the pie....

On the face of the document I have to say that it simply makes the dude sounds like a chicken **** . For instance, if a grown man wrote:

Dear Toilet Monster,

In my many years of pooping on toilets, you scare me.

You scare me because after all these years, I still don't know if you live down the toilet hole.

You scare me because I have never seen you, but I still have to worry about taking a dump.

You scare me because I'm basically exposing my bunghole and can't see inside the toilet while I take a dump so, you know, you could just attack me and I'd not know it until it was too late.

Sincerely,
Crazy old man.

You'd say ... listen, crazy old man, STFU. If you're scared of toilet snakes, move to Canada. At least there, you can identify them by their French accent.

quote Originally posted by Bullet: Snopes confirms it was written by Lou Pritchett retired VP of Sales for Proctor and Gamble. http://www.snopes.com/polit...apbox/youscareme.asp This guy has got some spunk!!!! Lou for Prez 2012!!!!!!!!!!!! AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA Dear President Obama: You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me. You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you. You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support. You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American. You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll. You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core.. You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others. You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail. You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America' crowd and deliver this message abroad. You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector. You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one. You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves. You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world. You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations. You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals. You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people. You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient. You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do. You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view. You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing. Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years. Lou Pritchett

quote Originally posted by Jeremiah: On the face of the document I have to say that it simply makes the dude sounds like a chicken **** . For instance, if a grown man wrote: Dear Toilet Monster, In my many years of pooping on toilets, you scare me. You scare me because after all these years, I still don't know if you live down the toilet hole. You scare me because I have never seen you, but I still have to worry about taking a dump. You scare me because I'm basically exposing my bunghole and can't see inside the toilet while I take a dump so, you know, you could just attack me and I'd not know it until it was too late. Sincerely, Crazy old man. You'd say ... listen, crazy old man, STFU. If you're scared of toilet snakes, move to Canada. At least there, you can identify them by their French accent.

Dang--now I have something else to worry about--but I swear it wasn't me that sent that toilet monster letter. Wrote it--but i never mailed it--I swear.

quote Originally posted by Jeremiah: On the face of the document I have to say that it simply makes the dude sounds like a chicken **** . For instance, if a grown man wrote: Dear Toilet Monster, In my many years of pooping on toilets, you scare me. You scare me because after all these years, I still don't know if you live down the toilet hole. You scare me because I have never seen you, but I still have to worry about taking a dump. You scare me because I'm basically exposing my bunghole and can't see inside the toilet while I take a dump so, you know, you could just attack me and I'd not know it until it was too late. Sincerely, Crazy old man. You'd say ... listen, crazy old man, STFU. If you're scared of toilet snakes, move to Canada. At least there, you can identify them by their French accent.

False reductio ad absurdum.
I would have expected you to have better rhetorical skills than that Jeremiah.

Republicans had their turn to screw us out of freedom. Democrats should get their fair shot at destroying the economy. It's called politics. Whoever destroys the country first is in power to rebuild it.

quote Originally posted by Jeremiah: On the face of the document I have to say that it simply makes the dude sounds like a chicken **** . For instance, if a grown man wrote: Dear Toilet Monster, In my many years of pooping on toilets, you scare me. You scare me because after all these years, I still don't know if you live down the toilet hole. You scare me because I have never seen you, but I still have to worry about taking a dump. You scare me because I'm basically exposing my bunghole and can't see inside the toilet while I take a dump so, you know, you could just attack me and I'd not know it until it was too late. Sincerely, Crazy old man. You'd say ... listen, crazy old man, STFU. If you're scared of toilet snakes, move to Canada. At least there, you can identify them by their French accent.

quote Originally posted by randye: False reductio ad absurdum. I would have expected you to have better rhetorical skills than that Jeremiah.

Don't mind him. He can't be bothered in his fiddling while Rome burns.