THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE
To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise
along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia !
We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near
the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa , Kenya seven
adrenaline-charged days later.
Starting at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and
$6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never before.
That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our
onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon
with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.
For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast
waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are
as follows.
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced
at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 .50-cal
sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.
Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as
spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.)
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with
three fragmentation rounds included!
Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and
throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available
on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all
rooms offer a mini-bar.
But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental
at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts
by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival
in Mombassa.
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond
12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus in international waters
where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes
through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility
by Somali "mother ships"..
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the
entire Somali Coast . At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets
are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed
shoreside to attract maximum attention.
Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three
pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats
with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole
family" -- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend
it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't
worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to
the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds me
of a drunken juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool
in Phu Bai!" -- Dan J. - Denver , CO
Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!
But cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly.. Reserve
your package before May 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds
of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice. So sign up for the
Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!
