What's your sign?

Can I buy you a drink?

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

You have nice shoes...they would look better up over my shoulders.

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

You must be in a wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but i can make your dreams come true.

Are you a magnet cuz, im attracted to you.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready (pats his own legs).

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

You know, you remind me of a socket wrench, woman: huh? every time I look at you my nuts tighten

Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?

That is a nice outfit...I wonder how it would look crumpled up on my floor.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise some **** .

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Walk up to a woman sitting at a bar and turn the back of her colar up to expose the tag on her shirt. She'll whip around a little pissed off. Then just reply....

"Im sorry to bother you, but I just HAD to see if you were made in heaven"

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best one i have ever heard of.
Starting, u all know the geico commercials right? *thats the money you could be saving with geico* things.

Guy walks up to a girl sitting at a bar, pulls out a wad of cash, and sets it on the counter, then puts googly eyes on it. he then waits 5 minutes, and then turns to the girl and says "you know, hes been watching for you for a while." she responds, "oh yeah? then what is he?" man responds "thats the money you could save if you let me take you out to dinner."

she started cracking up and said yes. the radio station talk show host sitting 3 seats down stood up, paid his tab, then walked over, shook the mans hand and said one word. "brilliant." and walked out. the man was on the radio station the next morning, apparently hes a listener to that talk show and realized the host was talking about him

My face leaves in 3 minutes. Be on it!

Funny stuff.
For the younger Fierophiles, the best way to ensure a Saturday night alone wanking in front of your keyboad is to use ANY kind of 'clever' pickup line.
Nothing spells 'loser' like a pre rehearsed, 'funny' line.
Spend a few bucks on a good haircut and your chances will be a lot better.

A big lump in your pants, caused by a huge wad of cash, usually works even better.
Ask Phranc. He knows.

[This message has been edited by NEPTUNE (edited 05-20-2009).]

quote Originally posted by NEPTUNE: A big lump in your pants, caused by a huge wad of cash, usually works even better. Ask Phranc. He knows.

LOL

guy says:
"that outfit is very becoming on you...of course, if i were on you i'd be"...well, i think you guys can figure the rest out.

that one actually got me a date to prom my senior year, course it was made in more of a joking manner, but it still worked.

when i moved back in with my parents during college i always used:
"wanna go back to my place, i think my parents are asleep."

you would be amazed at how well stupid/cheesy/funny pick-up lines work when used the right way. you can usually get a girl laughing right away if the line is good enough and you don't try to SERIOUSLY use it.