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Go to Radio Shack and get a small roll of red and small roll of black 14 gauge insulated electric wire. Ask the clerk for some kind of 2 wire plug you can put on the ends so you can unplug it when unneeded. Depending on inverter you get, it may even have plug on connectors included.
Get some crimp on wire connectors there too that fit the 14 gauge wire with large enough hole to fit your battery terminal bolts.
Now look under your dash for anywhere there appears to be wires, cables coming thru the firewall into the engine compartment.
Push one end of each wire (red and black( thru that hole into the engine compartment.
Find them in the compartment and pull enough thru to reach your battery posts. Use electrical tape or tie wraps to fasten both wires to existing wires and components that are non moving.
strip 1/4" of insulation off the ends and crimp on one of the wire connectors to each wire
fasten the black wire to the negative (-) battery terminal, leave the red one UNCONNECTED for now
Now decide where you would put the inverter. Under a seat is usually OK.
If you want it removable, mount it to a piece of wood a little larger in size as an insulator from carpeting. Put a piece of velcro (the rough half) on the bottom of the wood. This will be plenty to keep the wood/inverter from sliding around. Make sure you have easy access to the plug openings for your tv, etc.
now unscrew the screws or clips that hold the door step molding to the car. This will allow you to put the wires under the carpet
Figure how much wire you need to come down from the dash, under the carpet, under the seat and to the inverter. I would put these together in a protective wire loom (couple bucks for a few feet)
Now lay the carpet back on top and remount the door step molding.
You need to cut off both the red and black wires now, leaving enough slack that you can pull the inverter out to disconnect it
Fasten the red wire to the positive connection on the converter. fasten the black wire to the negative connection on the converter
Most converters 200 watt and over have an on off switch on them.
The final step would be to go back to the engine compartment and attach the red wires connector to the positive (+) battery post . Your inverter might or might not have a built in fuse. If it dont, you will have to put a fuse holder/fuse in that positive wire at the battery. (also only a few bucks at RS or auto parts store)
Now all you have to do is plug in whatever your using into the 120 outlet and follow the inverters instructions. Some will say turn on inverter before turning on your device, some dont matter. And your all set. To remove just pull the connectors off the inverter and take the inverter out. The plastic plugs on the ends of the wires will keep them from shorting out so you can just leave them rolled up under the seat.
Hope that helps you.