Here are the top ten things that men know about women. 1. They have thingies! 2. Their thingies are fun to play with 3. Did I mention they have thingies? 4. Sometimes, they go to sleep, and you can play with their thingies AND not hafta hear them talk! 5. They smell nice. 6.Woa...They have THINGIES!!! 7. They tend to keep things cleaner then men. 8. They take a shower after they clean things up 9. They are fun to watch/interact with while showering.They also look good in a towel when they are done. 10. Woa, clean thingies for me to play with!
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MDFierolvr Member
Posts: 2025 From: Great Mills, MD Registered: Mar 2004
1) they make gud sammiches 2) they blame you for everything 3) they bite 4) they take everything before divorce and half of the other everything after 5) they smell good until they breathe fire and the smoke appears 6) fun to chew on 7) cant feed them after midnight 8) they cant drink water 9) body parts nom nom nom 10) usually fun to talk to until they wake up
ROTFLMAO! LT188GT, you sound like a little boy at christmas. It's so adorable. Do you have your first live in girlfriend or wife? And what happened to your first post?
Jane
------------------ Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality
The rest of you except FieroRumor sound so disenchanted. I'm so sorry and wish you love and happiness in the future. InTheLead, aren't you already happily married? Your just looking for laughs. I hope i'm not wrong, and you're divorced. If so, I apologize and the above comment goes for you too.
Jane
P.S., Those are the top nine things women know about men too. I have to throw out number 7.
------------------ Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality
My first post is exactly the way I wrote it. All blank lines. ANYTHING after that is not mine (but I enjoyed them). Everyone is a little boy at Christmas , even this 63 year old boy. As for my first live in girlfriend, we will be married for 37 years in January.
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Originally posted by calamityjane:
ROTFLMAO! LT188GT, you sound like a little boy at christmas. It's so adorable. Do you have your first live in girlfriend or wife? And what happened to your first post?
Jane
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ryan.hess Member
Posts: 20784 From: Orlando, FL Registered: Dec 2002
Shhhhh, you're just having a dream...go back to bed... you're floating through clouds, you're floating on raft in the middle of the ocean...you're being wrapped in bacon...your being squeezed by puppies...
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avengador1 Member
Posts: 35468 From: Orlando, Florida Registered: Oct 2001
And what happened to your first post? 
I'm so sorry and wish you love and happiness in the future. InTheLead, aren't you already happily married? 
