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A Man walks into a bar. (Joke) by blackrams
Started on: 10-08-2008 01:36 PM
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Last post by: maryjane on 10-09-2008 08:36 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.



He sits down and places the bag on the counter.



The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.



The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inches

High and sets him on the counter.



He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on

The counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.



The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful

Piece by Mozart!



'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender.



The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.



This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and

Says 'Here, rub it.' So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.



'I will grant you one wish.. Just one wish... Each person is only allowed One!'



The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a Million bucks!'



A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by

Another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they just keep coming, duck after duck after duck!



The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's a

Little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.'



'No **** !' says the man. 'Do you really think I asked for a 9 inch Pianist?'
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Well, I thought it was cute.
Ron

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Good joke, Ron. LOL.
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Report this Post10-08-2008 01:44 PM Click Here to See the Profile for TaijiguySend a Private Message to TaijiguyDirect Link to This Post
That's a variation- the way I used to tell it was where the little guy kept kicking over drinks and calling the first guy names. He had asked for a 12" prick, and that's what he got.
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Originally posted by Taijiguy:

That's a variation- the way I used to tell it was where the little guy kept kicking over drinks and calling the first guy names. He had asked for a 12" prick, and that's what he got.


How tall are you? Oh, never mind.

Ron

Oh come on folks, he's knows I was just kidding him!

Ron

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good one.

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A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.

One of the turtle's eyes is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged,
and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape
The bartender looks at the guy and asks
"What's wrong with your turtle?"
Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!"
"Not a chance!", replies the barkeep.
"Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there."

So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees.
The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog
Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says,
"I WIN... Told you it would be there before your dog!"


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100 lemmings walk into a bar .... ouch....ouch.....ouch
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A priest, a rabbi, a horse and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "What the hell is this? Some kind of a joke?
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A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says"Hey buddy, why the long face?"
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Report this Post10-08-2008 11:49 PM Click Here to See the Profile for jstrickerSend a Private Message to jstrickerDirect Link to This Post
I heard the same joke, but instead of a horse it was John Elway..............

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Originally posted by WhiteDevil88:

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says"Hey buddy, why the long face?"


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Report this Post10-09-2008 08:23 AM Click Here to See the Profile for ls3machSend a Private Message to ls3machDirect Link to This Post
...so a baby seal walks into a club.
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Report this Post10-09-2008 08:36 AM Click Here to See the Profile for maryjaneSend a Private Message to maryjaneDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by ls3mach:

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You gonna make this?

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