1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
2. It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
3. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost
impossible.
4. A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a
beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman;
Then, Pow! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the
friend. "My wife found out..."
5. Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay,
but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
6. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be
opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
7. A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha,
pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!
" Martha replies,"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The
man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of
the house by noon!"
8. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street bald and still think they are beautiful!
9. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to
interrupt her.
10. A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

Not if you don't let it be. People make up their own minds about what they want their lives to be. You have to be careful who you choose, and how they handle life.IMHO If you're in a situation like those get out before you waste too much time and energy on them. But what do I know. The older I get , the less I really know.


Jane

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Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality

No, Proff.......

Its worse.

hahahahaha
no way


hahahahaha

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: No, Proff....... Its worse.

Maybe I'm just the only lucky one (though I think not, for Maryjane has Calamity, etc),
But my wife is a sweetheart.
(Yes, there have been times, . . .)
We love each other,
That counts most of all,
But, so help me, it's her love that's stood,
Times I might have wavered, or been angered,
Her love has come through,
I love my wife with all my life

And your humorous view of the world is not true.

Let me add a bit to #2. "It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer."

Why do men die before women? Because they want to.

here will you find out the truth bout marriage :

http://churchofnomaam.com/

quote Originally posted by Monkeyman: Let me add a bit to #2. "It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer." Why do men die before women? Because they want to.

Actually men die before women because they are natures most perfect killing machine.

yes - it sure can be

but - reality is - most couples are joking & prodding with this stuff. and, I find it funny when the forever single guy tries to spout this junk.

Marriage only sucks if you intend on sleeping around or caring about no one but yourself. You should be ready for it, usually finding the right person makes you ready for it.
Now kids, thats a whole other ball of wax.