My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way
right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too
healthy, you spend several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day
until pretty soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date,
drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone
runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating,
room service on tap .

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

Gives a new meaning to going out with a bang!

hope you haven´t had kids...could be a bit painful, to say the LEAST, when they go back to where they started
Nick

Ohhh!! and having extracted teeth replaced..and adenoids, tonsils and appendix too...

[This message has been edited by fierofetish (edited 04-18-2008).]

Awesome!

Yeah, Living everything backwards may mean the men have the kids this time around. AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahh! FUnniest damn thing I've heard all week (and I've heard some pretty damn funny things this week!)

I love it!