quote Originally posted by uhlanstan: I was not joking..

What makes you think WE were?

Can't remember which movie it was from, but Sean Connery said "nothing wrong with an older woman. "When" you are a young man" heh

Back when I was single I figured the worse thing that can happen is they will say no, and hell, maybe they you will get slapped out of the deal.

Yup, too high of an expectation, gets most people, now it is getting the oldies. Used to be hot, now their not.
On the flip side of that, fatties and homely chicks get more action due to low self esteem on the part of the hunters. Of course the old saying is pretty women get less attention in real life.

I have a buddy that lives in the Philippines and sets up older American guys with young wives to marry. One of the funniest things one of the old guys said was "wow, I found out I never really needed Viagra, I just needed a young woman"

Stan, you had a + from me long ago. Enjoy that foreign chick right up to the moment she dumps you, as you know , just move on to the next one.

Ive been dumped by more women than most,because after I was divorced I was a real slut puppy,to bad I can not post photo,s..Of course the rumour about me and the sheep is taken out of context.all charges were dropped.. I was just helping it thru the fence,you would think the cops had better things to do!! I doubt my Ukraine Babe will dump me .I,ve known her for years.I stay with her when i am in Odessa.there is more to our relationship than sex..If any of you meet her you will think I am with her because it looks like she cut a very large watermellon in half,and hid it under her shirt.. yes I am a womanizing pig,but I am 66 years old,, time to settle down and raise a family.. My problem is staying with one woman when I am surounded by beauties..Fortunately for me the men of the ukraine are real men who drink themselves silly and die early . they are womanizing cheating scum bags, of course there is a vast selection of lonely women .. these women are like American women were before the national organism of witches and feminazation ruined them ,, the good part was the available poon in the 70s was phenomenol. the women of america found freedom and depression as women had never know before.. there are many ugly fat women in the Ukraine but also many over 50 natural blonds . the vikings came thru russia and the ukraine and tried to impregnate the most beautiful women and killed the ugly women!!!and thier heritage is to be seen all across the Ukraine.WOW the first time I was in kiev ,it was like a fashion show all the attractive women dressed to the nines .".I felt like a one eyed dog in a butcher shop." my head swiveling like the girl in the exorcist,, America has come to the Ukraine and allready some of the girls do not dress for style ..at the beach thong bikinis are very common !!wheres my camera.. these women are so feminine ..It is very expensive to bring a ukraine lady to America . these girls love america more than the liberal america sucks women we have ..I was very well to do when I started 6 years ago ,$25,000.oo later I have to decide .what i want .I flew a woman to the bahamas that was so beautiful, I know my jaw dropped when i first saw her as she came off the plane.I can not afford the parts and work I need for my present fiero because of these women and it has been worth every penny, the honest ladies just want to love and be loved,to have the cozy home,family family family is the most important thing in thier life.. there are many scammers..My present fiance is actually a lot like an american spiritualist and health nut.. be warned these ladies are smart the women of the ukraine are much smarter than the majority of thier drunken male counterparts,intelligence is highly valued,,My boyish charm overcomes the fact I am a brain dammaged moron who wants to see a fifty five year old woman in the shortest skirt the law allows on the street in 4 inch or higher heels with 45% of her triple d chest exposed... Meet me in Kiev!!

[This message has been edited by uhlanstan (edited 02-18-2008).]

Stan, you just need to let some of that repressed personality out. Stop holding back; talk straight to us.

quote Originally posted by uhlanstan: I was not joking.. I did not use deodorant

You must be one of them real human animals I've heard so much about. Theres so much truth in what you say that the only thing it lacks is a handle and a warning label that says something about children will drown in it if left unattended.

I like folks that look at a situation, know their goal and go after it. Though I may not agree with uhlanstan on every topic, I do respect his straight forward approach to life. Damn the torpedos, Full Speed Ahead!!!!!

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Ron

It's the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Soldier, not the politicians
That ensures our right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
It's the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag.

No shortage of MILF / GILF here.

All but 2 are within a few miles... Now if they can get past my stench.

noone told these ladies that woman get less & less attractive the further they are from puberty?
gee - must be something new......

someone must not have told them that there is a fresh batch of 18 yr olds EVERY YEAR.
and, yes - most 18 yr olds are akward sexually. but, 25 yr olds are still pretty fresh, much more active - but, sometimes a bit twatty. and, nothing beats the drive & skill of a 30 yr old. but - beyond that - all there are is exceptions. yes, Michelle Pfifer is STILL awesome, and has a reserved spot to ride my pony - and, there are a few more. but - your average 40-50 yr old woman? I dont think so. them snotty twats better look in the mirror one more time and quit thinking they are "all that".

Yet married women everywhere still like to turn it down quite often.

Im not smart enough to choose a hosebag within 200 miles of me to easy!! MEN, go get the close easy ones first you never know when you will meet your soulmate ,remember I met the triple Ds of my dreams,they must have been huge before the enlargement,they were just above a 24 inch waist..only thru a herculean effort was I able to look her in the face,of course the drool running out my mouth was a give away! I was an idiot and told her the truth about my life,doubt if she beleaved half of it,and I did not agree to go to St barts with her because of a slight problem with my passport, told her we would go to eleuthera in the bahamas(this was before hollywood dicovered it)I screwed up a chance to be with what could have been a kindred spirit soul mate, she did not understand,my various problems!! AGREE ,,women know the drill ,they got to get what they can before you take her for granted..So tell them what they want to hear ,,save the dirty laundry for after youve plundered the goods, numerous times..,no need to lie just wait for the correct moment,to reveal any thing she will find out later..of course most of you have not been convicted of drug smuggling,gun running and have occassional visits from the FBI or have special agent lemon' who thinks I am a terrorist bomber and I can no longer fly delta my favorite airline..gentlemen!others! only listen to the parts of my rants that will further your purpose in life try to live your life with honor, loyalty, integrity and only lie when it suits your purpose..If you are not good with women then pick at least 3 subjects women your age like to talk about and learn some thing about this ,no need to match my rants about cat ranching or how dogs are like men and cats are like women,, have a plan and use it when it fits in the conversation "would you help me..." tell me about your day(spiritual experience,ect.) I lay it on heavy, don,t do this unless you are a master blaster.. I love the way you.... or a uhlanstanley newton special I SO SELDOM ENCOUNTER A WOMAN LIKE YOU,WITH YOUR DEPTH OF (feeling,knowledge,understanding,puskin,left wing dribble) I love the way you flip your hair(pick your nose?) be the center of the room move be active,if you do not know her,, lock (or try)eyes for 5 to 6 seconds..let her know every 10 minutes you are checking her out be an alpha male wear blue ,yes I said wear blue monkey see monkey do get in tune with her behavior focus, pay attention when you are speaking to her or the group she is in, listen to her speak if you are close enough. I act like a gentleman of sort most important if you want the phone # ASK for it do not heemy weak and haw ,,be direct ASK for it firmly..If you are a complete dud talk about something you are passionate about(not video gamming or **** ) a woman is not interested in working on a fiero,she is intersted in the shows, runs ,ACTIVITIES..hit and run is not a good policy keep them all,untill they are thru with you.every woman is a precious gift from God,and you losers out there when you do get a woman do not fear trying out all the stuff you saw the hundreds of hours you spent looking at **** .. I have a selection of cosmopolitan Magazines with articals on the deviant activities I want to introduce them to.if they are waiting for me on my couch the only thing to read in front of them is the particular cosmo,, guess what page has been pressed down so it most easily opens to..of course I treat women with respect except in the bedroom where I lead and give the orders..unless she is a sick twisted pervert ,,I only encountered 2 in my life then I hope I will not be hurt to the point I can not walk.. I always hope for some enchanted ethereal free spirit and the good idea fairy I know nothing about women or fiero,s,, I know a lot about fire team in the assault & war I make do with the other unimportant stuff..

quote Originally posted by uhlanstan: I lay it on heavy, don,t do this unless you are a master blaster.. I love the way you.... or a uhlanstanley newton special I SO SELDOM ENCOUNTER A WOMAN LIKE YOU,WITH YOUR DEPTH OF (feeling,knowledge,understanding,puskin,left wing dribble) I love the way you flip your hair(pick your nose?) be the center of the room move be active,if you do not know her, lock (or try)eyes for 5 to 6 seconds..let her know every 10 minutes you are checking her out be an alpha male wear blue .

Nooooo!!! You are giving away all my trade secrets!!

quote Originally posted by uhlanstan: Whew! Did you get all that?

Forget the Aqua Velva.