Public Service Announcement

Do not tell your wife this on Valentine's day.

"You're kinda cute, not pretty, well, maybe pretty when you're all dressed up. And I wouldn't call you beautiful."

Please just keep your mouth shut, kay? Things would work out better for you in the long run!!!

Public Service Announcement over

Please tell me your husband DID NOT say that to you.

Jim

Also:
"Honey, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend."

Okay let's get this thread rockin. Everyone chime in now. My next contribution...

Sweetie, I have Herpies. (this is even worse if said on the morning of the 15th)

Jim

What I have to say can wait, honey....Hey we have tickets to Jerry Springer!!

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1988 Fiero Formula T-tops
CJB 143 of 1252 "factory T-top cars"

"Pack your bags honey, I won the Lottery."
"Where are we going ?"
"I don't know where you are going but I am going to Hawaii."

quote Originally posted by ktthecarguy: Also: "Honey, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend."

Honey, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend. (said by the same guy)

Jim

Honey,that dress makes your ass* look big.

While shopping: "honey, theres that blonde I work with, if she asks who you are, pretend your my sister"

C'Mon Dar ..... please tell me you weren't on the receiving end of that line.

That's just not right.


Rich

I think your saddle bags are cute.

Come on guys and gals. Am I the only one in the spirit of fun right now.

Here's an example for the women: What not to say to your husband on Valentines....

Tiny is the new large.

Jim

I told an old girlfriend that she'd look good in a burlap sack. I don't think it went over the way I meant it!!!!!!
tg

"Thanks for the flowers David you're so sweet."

<---My name's Nathan.

Well honey i was going to get that watch you wanted but then i remembered there’s a clock on the stove
Its both mean and sexist!

Dar, hopefully your Public Service Announcement wasn't a rant.

quote Originally posted by jimbolaya: Sweetie, I have Herpies. (this is even worse if said on the morning of the 15th) Jim

jimbolaya, Happy V D.

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Honey.
I guessed that you didn't like your old vacume, so I bought you a new one.
JK I'd never be that mean.
I'd ask what she didn't like about the old one. I'd hate to buy something that didn't have the features she wanted.

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Ol' Paint, 88 Base coupe auto.
Turning white on top, like owner.
Leaks a little, like owner.
Doesn't smoke, unlike owner

A friendly reminder of how much more room we'd have in the Master Bedroom closet if she'd just get rid of all those old clothes that are never going to fit again. That always goes over well.

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Ron

It's the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Soldier, not the politicians
That ensures our right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
It's the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag.

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Valentine's Day is really a day of feasting for a dead Roman Catholic Bishop. And Honey, we aint Catholic, so we don't calibrate Valentine's Day.

quote Originally posted by blackrams: A friendly reminder of how much more room we'd have in the Master Bedroom closet if she'd just get rid of all those old clothes that are never going to fit again. That always goes over well.

Ouch.. Hows the scars healing? Hard to tell with the 2 black eyes?

quote Originally posted by isthiswhereiputausername?: Ouch.. Hows the scars healing? Hard to tell with the 2 black eyes?

How would one know of such retribution had one not experienced the consequences of such an infraction?

I know, been there, done that. Never again.

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Ron

It's the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Soldier, not the politicians
That ensures our right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
It's the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag.

Honey,I baught you a box of chocolates for Valentines day,but I got hungrey on the way home,so I ate it.

quote Originally posted by James Bond 007: Honey,I baught you a box of chocolates for Valentines day,but I got hungrey on the way home,so I ate it.

Not quite right.

Honey, I bought a box of chocolates for Valentines day, but I know you are watching your weight. So I ate them.

Jim

"I know it's your day and all, but I'm out of clean socks, and I'm late for work. So when you get out of..."

I never finished the sentence.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice!

Happy VD honey
honey opens card to find an all expense paid trip to the platic surgeon for lipo, facelift, breast enlargement, tummy tuck, and all the frills.

" What do you mean Valentines day was the 14th?
Everyone knows a nice box of chocolates are half off at Walgreens on the 15th.

quote Originally posted by James Bond 007: Honey,I baught you a box of chocolates for Valentines day,but I got hungrey on the way home,so I ate it.

I got you a card, but it blew out the window on the way home. ( tho, i actually had that happen to me once for my mothers birthday. Sunday afternoon on the way to her place, 'flooosh' out it went. )