I stumbled upon this while visiting my Jeep forum. Easily you can substitute Marriage and Fieros and the advice will be just as useful. Seriously, there is some very good advice which is quite humorous in the links on the left. If you click on the correct linky. Be sure to click on the link about understanding women.
"While driving around in the Jeep, head towards a long downgrade. While chatting with your soul mate, casually mention that you were thinking about doing some brake work soon. At the instant you start descending the hill, get very quiet and pretend to pump the brakes a few times while the speed picks up. (Note: Make sure your brakes are actually working first) You will instantly have approval for a brake-job sized expenditure. The next day, don't let her see you installing those brand new shocks instead. You might want to spread a little dirt on the shocks right away to help hide them. Next month when you try this again, you can say you only replaced the brake shoes but were wondering if you should have replaced the wheel cylinders, too. "
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cliffw Member
Posts: 37837 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
- The need to go to the restroom in groups is strong.
That is all...
Yeah, but WHY?
------------------ Ron
It's the Soldier, not the reporter Who has given us the freedom of the press. It's the Soldier, not the poet, Who has given us the freedom of speech. It's the Soldier, not the politicians That ensures our right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. It's the Soldier who salutes the flag, Who serves beneath the flag, And whose coffin is draped by the flag.
Originally posted by Shyster: Thanks, Cliff. The day needed a good laugh.
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Making More Free Time Let's start out easy, and volunteer to do the shopping. This one is really easy to mess up. Make sure you first have a long, heartfelt talk about how with your careful shopping, you can have extra money left over to do more things together. Why, if you could save $10 per week in groceries, in one year that is enough for a romantic weekend getaway at the coast. She will send you off with a big kiss and a list that drags on the floor. Make sure you make a few minor mistakes, like purchasing baking soda instead of baking powder, etc. This will provide cover for the coup d' grace. Bring home store brand feminine hygiene products. Cheerfully tell her how they are all the same and that you managed to save tons of money. You will never have to go shopping again.
