Darth Vader played the harmonica? Me either.

I must have fallen asleep during that part...

Did you know:

That the easiest way to do your ironing is not by using an iron but Wrinkle Releaser?



I use the stuff that looks just like this gotten from the Dollar Store and it works just as well. No standing and ironing, no high cost electricity needed, no burned clothes, and they smell nice! Not only that, but just try and iron a shirt while you're wearing it! How people can live without this miracle product is beyond me!

Did you know that if you keep all your lights turned off, the lady you brought back from the bar might look exactly like Ann-Margret?

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Ol' Paint, 88 Base coupe auto.
Turning white on top, like owner.
Leaks a little, like owner.
Doesn't smoke, unlike owner

And.....when the sun comes up and your sober ????

Not as much!

lmao... i thought when i saw that for the first time it looked like an instrument.

quote Originally posted by cliffw: And.....when the sun comes up and your sober ????

Naa, I know where everythings at, even in the dark. Acidentily becoming sober isn't an issue.
Although sometimes the wild screaming almost wakes me up.
I have a record album of 'Smokey and the Bandit' or maybe it's "Canonball Run" anyway
Burt Reynolds has a line in a song: 'Daylight's your worst enemy, thank God It's dark tonight.'