A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."

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--David

Good one.

Oldies but a goodie. The version I heard it was his point of view and they were riding mules.

That is good. I had not heard it.

Wifey came outside and said my music was too loud. A little 'ole boom box, no amp. A really old boom box with questionable speakers at that.
So I told her, "that's once", . She asked what I meant by that so I showed her the thread. She said "the music is too loud, that's twice".

quote Originally posted by cliffw: Wifey came outside and said my music was too loud. A little 'ole boom box, no amp. A really old boom box with questionable speakers at that. So I told her, "that's once", . She asked what I meant by that so I showed her the thread. She said "the music is too loud, that's twice".

Thats good stuff there.

Brad

I hadn't heard that one either it was funny.

Cliff, make sure your wife doesn't read the post about the Ex ripping the guy's testicle off, Then she'll say thats once.