everybody thinks squirrel army's are so great, but they're kinda overrated

quote Originally posted by Fastkx: My goal is not to kill the squirrels just shock them.

Make fun of their mommas.

Or tell them that life is just a series of meaningless moments of meaninglessness.


(I'm sure there is a funnier ways to shock them, I'm too tired at the moment to come up with anything...)

If you really want to shock a squirrel the first thing you need to do is establish a link of communications.

Next you will have to build an understanding of squirrel life (its a two way street ya know) and that "the nut" is king, it is god. Which is universal, even us humans understand how inportant it is to get a nut. After that you can begin to talk about life, politics, goals and dreams. Establish that rappour, work on trust ya know.. be the squirrel. Then tell him you voted for George Bush twice and were hoping Hillery would run in 08. If it doesnt leave the little guy shocked I have no idea what will.

I try to avoid engaging in political discussions with small furry animals.
THIS however, just might do the trick!

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quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: I try to avoid engaging in political discussions with small furry animals. THIS however, just might do the trick!

Hey.. everything subject to public discussion is oben to public debate which means in the voting booth of public opinion everything discussed is a political battle front.

Even small furry animals, I mean they have feelings too.. poor little things need representation and a voice dont they?

Damn you, Synthesis, I thought I was going to suffocate from laughter before I finished reading the first one...and as a motorcycle rider, I could well relate to the second, lol... (you haven't lived until you've had a wasp in your shirt at 70 mph...)
Thanks!!!

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quote Originally posted by Vonov: Damn you, Synthesis, I thought I was going to suffocate from laughter before I finished reading the first one...and as a motorcycle rider, I could well relate to the second, lol... (you haven't lived until you've had a wasp in your shirt at 70 mph...) Thanks!!!

LOL

I am glad you liked them. The first one was funny as hell, and I was the same way. I couldn't breathe when I read it.

The motorcycle one had me laughing as well. I recently sold my only bike, but I can relate to the wasp in the shirt at 70...

I had it happen once.
It SUCKS.

Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3

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quote Originally posted by JD86GT350: everybody thinks squirrel army's are so great, but they're kinda overrated

Not when made up of these guys.

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: ... 8. Squirrels caused the black death in Europe and currently carry numerous life threatening diseases including rabies and bubonic plague. It is a historic fact that squirrels, as well as their brothers the rats, were one of the carriers of the black plague in the Middle Ages throughout Europe leading to the horrible death of millions. ...

Although they can be carriers for the disease, technically it was the fleas they carried that would then migrate onto people...

The cure was found: fermented pumkins