As I drive around I tend to give nicknames to different names of cars, lately i've been seeing alot of Ford Probes aka the Ford an@l probes The Nissan Murano I call the Moron-o - then theres the Infinitity version of the Murano, I call it the Infinitate Moron-o my neighbor calls the ford focus, ford fucus (pronounced F-U-K-U-S) btw I make fun of all brands of cars, the one car I dont make fun of is my Fiero
The Ford Exploder The Cadillac Excess-planade The Bummer H-2 Chevrolet Anal - anche Nissan Frightan Land Crusher Lincoln Nastigator VW Passtgass. Chevrolet Colbert Dodge Dude rancho [Durango] Buick Remoulade Toyota Penis Mini Pooper Dodge Ornery Dodge Peon Pontiac Soul less Saturn Pew Chevy Eww [an oldie] Ford Exibition Ford Dredge Ford FU**us Chevy Havabier Nissan Spentra Honda Afford Honda Privy [look it up] Toyota Damn me Toyota Aureola [a chick car, duh] Toyota Puke ra Of course, the boy racer Toyotas are from the TURD. Don't forget the Chrysler T. P. Bruiser
I have more.......
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Jax184 Member
Posts: 3524 From: Vancouver, Canada Registered: Jun 2005
I don't come up with names I just add "SUPER FAST" in front of every model name or brand name usually if there going 10 over the speed limit or trying to act fast. Or if it's a stock economy car with a fart can and a wing I give it the "with a WIIIIINNNNNGGGGG" treatment. Annunciate wing like they do in the Red Bull commercials.
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Blacktree Member
Posts: 20770 From: Central Florida Registered: Dec 2001
Late 90's Honda Accord (I think?) = angry rabbit Early 2000s Cavalier = retarded shark Any Mustang made after 1972 = girlie car 2nd-gen Camaro = turtle 3rd-gen Camaro = mullet-wagon Riced-out Firebird = chicken & rice C2, C3, and C4 Corvette = rattle-trap SUV or big car = land yacht Full-size luxury SUV = luxo-barge Tractor-trailer = BFT (big freakin truck) Tractor-trailer with dual trailers = RBFT (really big freakin truck) 4-door sedan with huge wheels and custom paint job = candy wagon (reference to "nose candy")
Oh, and here's a musical tribute to all the ricers out there:
Rice, rice baby (dum dum dum dum da-da dumm dum) Rice, rice baby (dum dum dum dum da-da dumm dum)
Cruisin with my homies in my two-point-oh Nobody wants to run me cuz I'm fuh-kin-slow I picked up a girl, she's a two-ton-ho She makes my car ride nice-and-low
Rice, rice baby (dum dum dum dum da-da dumm dum) Rice, rice baby (dum dum dum dum da-da dumm dum)
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Don't forget about the Ford Danger and Dodge Damn 1500 pickup trucks. The Saturn Why? Ford Tore-ass Dodge [butt] Wiper Jeep Pompous Jeep Where are we? (Cherokee) Jeep BJ 5 Kia Pee-o Pontiac Grand Prick Mercury Mistake Dodge Sphagnum Ford Clown Schtick
Maybe this is why Mercedes and BMW use numbers instead of names for their cars.
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dguy Member
Posts: 2416 From: Beckwith Township, ON, Canada Registered: Jan 2003
Any asian or japanese car is a riceburner or toy car Anything with big oversized tall tires (ie 22s) is a Hot Wheels or stagecoach 2nd the Ford Exploder (because within about 5 years, if their in an accident, all the rust collapses making the wreckage look like it exploded). ANY SUV is a TRUCK....no matter how you want to dress it up, or make it seem cool....Its STILL always a truck. small extremely lowered cars are go karts.
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wikid_one Member
Posts: 2838 From: Ocean City, MD Registered: Dec 2003
I'm another one who uses the Ford Fukus name. I also always thought that the P.T. stood for Piece 'o Trash Cruiser. We had a 1970 GMC pickup that we called Cheese because of how many rust holes it had in it.
I just saw these in traffic this morning: RAV Who*e (rhymes with four) Audi A -Who*E (HO) Audi TiT (teat) Pontiac Borney vill or Boney vill Mitsubishi De pantser (Lancer) GMC Derrier- a (Sierra) And then there's Fords new car, the con Fusion.
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Blacktree Member
Posts: 20770 From: Central Florida Registered: Dec 2001
lol I use the generic term "sh!tbox" to refer to all SUV's, vans, minivans... pretty much anything that completely blocks the view of the road ahead (except rigs and work trucks/vans).
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84fiero123 Member
Posts: 29950 From: farmington, maine usa Registered: Oct 2004
My dad owned a Pinto. He bought it brand new from the dealership he was working at. It lasted 3 weeks before his foot went through the floor driving down the road. I can't repeat the nickname he has for that car
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squisher86SE Member
Posts: 1350 From: Franklin, IN, USA Registered: May 2005
Pontiac Bonerville, or Bonnie dependong on my mood PCV - (Penis Compensation Vehicle for pretty much anything over 4500 lbs curb weight that is not obviously a work vehicle, especially with excessive "bling") Land Yacht for big vehicles when I'm in a good mood
