Linda went to Arby's for lunch and got my daughter an order of curly fries. Em is always looking for the longest french fry... and she found it today! When stretched out, it measures over 21" I was afraid to stretch it any longer, and it may reach as much as 22" but that would really be stretching it.
Now to find out what she wants to do with it. How do you preserve something like this? Guess I have to go to AC Moore to get a plaque... Doing a search online, I did find claims for a fry from Arby's for 27." Hmmmmmmm.. No pictures though!
More for fun than anything else. Bid high and bid often!
My favorite line:
"Even if you don't need the "world's longest french fry," maybe you could find it in your heart to help us get the computer for our daughter by bidding on this unique curiosity!"
My wife's eyes are still rolling... Maybe I should issue some press releases to build excitement?
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ryan.hess Member
Posts: 20784 From: Orlando, FL Registered: Dec 2002
Why don't you let it just sit there and dry. It will preserve itself. Haven't you seen on Super Size Me how the fries always stay the same no matter their age. They don't decay.
Ahhhhhh... and there in lies the difference. One is doing their job, the other is just a rat.
edit to add...
"You didn't do a very good job of hiding your keyword spamming. This listing has been reported to eBay.
Have a nice day."
If the guy had sent me an email stating that he saw this in the auction, and that it was not a good idea or a violation, then I would have thanked him and done what I did, which was end the auction and start over without the keywords. I was more than willing to pay extra to have the auction listed under more than two catagories, but that wasn't an option. For a person to send an email stating that it was a violation, say that he was going to tell, then throw sand in my face by adding "have a nice day" makes him an a-hole. I appreciate your opinion about my reaction, but turning this into a I hate cops thing is rediculous. Stop being so silly.
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84fierotrevor Member
Posts: 4998 From: puyallup washington Registered: Oct 2001
Originally posted by ls3mach: How is he an ass-hole? You listed your item intentionally against Ebay's rules. I bet cops are ass-holes when they write you a ticket for speeding.
I do, thats the first thing I say when the cop walks up, I says, Fuk you ass-hole for doing your job. "unless he is of mexican decent" normaly I get out of my ticket because I have this really sweet camaro......it has stealth fighter body panels... and chicks love it.... and its just really cherry... edited to say: Oh yeah now I remember why I came in here, what happend to my bid on the frylock?
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Fiero5 Member
Posts: 8882 From: Arecibo, PR Registered: Jun 2000
You listed your item intentionally against Ebay's rules. I bet cops are ass-holes when they write you a ticket for speeding.
Ok, thats a pretty poor analogy. If he just lists the french fry for sale it isn't against eBay policy People list this kind of stuff all the time and they never get their auctions ended by eBay for any violations. He owns the french fry and listed it for sale. Keep the other stuff out and you should be fine. Jay Leno even has fun with some of the listings at times on his show
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F-I-E-R-O Member
Posts: 8410 From: Endwell, NY Registered: Jan 2005
It was more of an experiment than anything else. When I tried to change the auction description, I couldn't because someone had bid on it. I tried to search under various categories to see if it would turn up but couldn't find it. I don't know how this self proclaimed eBay hall monitor came across it, but to take the time to figure out that within about 1" worth of space where words that couldn't be seen on screen because the color matched the background... ACK! The whole 'I'm gonna teeeeeeeeellllllllllllll, have a nice day' is so typical of a whiny snot nosed little weasel that didn't get beat up enough in school. Is there a company out there that will send something like... I don't know... maybe some PooBerry muffins to this guy as a 'thank you' ?
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scrabblegod Member
Posts: 1014 From: Lexington, KY Registered: Jun 2003
Great on listing the fry, but you are dead wrong on the keyword spamming. It is auctions like yours that have made searching on ebay such a pain.
Maybe it is a rat, I do not care, but I often report keyword spammers because they decided it was ok to waste my time with an auction that was not what I was looking for.
When an auction comes up that has nothing to do with what I want, I use search to find the word I looked for on the page. Highlight the page and it all pops up.
A few keywords is not bad, but a whole list like that is uncalled for and against the rules.
Good luck with the fry.
I went to bid, but I see there is no paypal alas...... Oh well.
Gene
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F-I-E-R-O Member
Posts: 8410 From: Endwell, NY Registered: Jan 2005
I changed the Paypal thing, good point. There are many auctions that I have passed over because it didn't have a Paypal available, so I added it.
Any suggestions on what I could add to make it more interesting? I still have some time to change the listing before someone bids on it. Once they do, then the only way to do so is to do an afterthought thingie, which is somewhat limiting.