Lying Contest by cliffw
Started on : 09-01-2006 02:21 PM
Replies : 95
Last post by : Toddster on 09-18-2006 06:34 PM
Sep 1st, 2006
cliffw Member Posts: 35952 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
Give it your best.
I would lie if I said we do not need rules. Help me out.
For now, tell your tale. Everyone can judge if it is a lie or not. At the end of the month fess up, truth or lie. The best liar wins. This is not a truth contest
The best liar would not be the one with the biggest lie, just the most successful one.
Let's work on the rules first.
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02:21 PM
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FieroRumor Member Posts: 35007 From: New York Registered: Dec 2001
Ok sounds fun.. I'm game...
My name is Cliff Pennock. I created this forum in 1999 as a way to..hey!...
*gets the hook*
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02:42 PM
cliffw Member Posts: 35952 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: Ok sounds fun.. I'm game...
OK.
Thank you for playing. Your disqualified. You gave
yourself the hook.
Rule # 1
More than one entry allowed per person.
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02:49 PM
sonic50 Member Posts: 3873 From: All over the USA Registered: Aug 2004
I never flipped a fiero
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02:51 PM
cliffw Member Posts: 35952 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
We need a prize. The winner will get the 1990 prototype, autographed by me.
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02:51 PM
cliffw Member Posts: 35952 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
quote Originally posted by sonic50: I never flipped a fiero
Well, that is true. You never fipped a Fiero and dispelled the fire myth. (I still feel for ya)
I vote LIE.
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02:55 PM
achawkins Member Posts: 1891 From: Greenville S.C. Registered: Jun 2003
I had sex yesterday.
edit:
and today.
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02:55 PM
cliffw Member Posts: 35952 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
Which sex ?
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02:56 PM
achawkins Member Posts: 1891 From: Greenville S.C. Registered: Jun 2003
That's none of you business!
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I'll PM details.
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03:12 PM
FieroRumor Member Posts: 35007 From: New York Registered: Dec 2001
OOOH, I have a good one....
I have been using more then one username here for over a year.
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03:31 PM
Patrick Member Posts: 36443 From: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada Registered: Apr 99
quote Originally posted by achawkins: I had sex yesterday.
Saw the video. She looked totally satisfied.
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Sorry,
both comments were complete fabrications...
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03:37 PM
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achawkins Member Posts: 1891 From: Greenville S.C. Registered: Jun 2003
I call BS on Rumor.
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04:03 PM
Vonov Member Posts: 3745 From: Nashville,TN,USA Registered: May 2004
I got slapped in church.
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04:06 PM
FieroRumor Member Posts: 35007 From: New York Registered: Dec 2001
quote Originally posted by Boondawg: I call BS on Rumor.
You of all people shouldn't do that, right, "achawkins" ?
*wink-wink-nudge-nudge*
*switches back*
-F-I-E-R-O
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04:08 PM
htexans1 Member Posts: 9110 From: Clear Lake City/Houston TX Registered: Sep 2001
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, I never told anyone to lie ever."
S.Williams
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CJB 143 of 1252 "factory T-top cars"
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04:13 PM
whadeduck Member Posts: 8907 From: Aventura, FL Registered: Jul 2004
I'm perfectly content where I work and my boss is a great guy.
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'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy (8/26/06)
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04:16 PM
FieroRumor Member Posts: 35007 From: New York Registered: Dec 2001
This app exists:
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04:23 PM
achawkins Member Posts: 1891 From: Greenville S.C. Registered: Jun 2003
I hate you all..
With Love,
Stimpy
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04:23 PM
whadeduck Member Posts: 8907 From: Aventura, FL Registered: Jul 2004
quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: HAR HAR HAR!
Too obvious?
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04:30 PM
achawkins Member Posts: 1891 From: Greenville S.C. Registered: Jun 2003
I did not inhale!
actually,
Let's just rule out anything that comes up when you google "Clinton quote".
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04:31 PM
rogergarrison Member Posts: 49601 From: A Western Caribbean Island/ Columbus, Ohio Registered: Apr 99
I live in a dull boring, neighborhood. Not a damn thing ever happens around here. I fall asleep at 8pm every nite from sheer boredum.
The Pussycat Dolls are all ugly as hell.............
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04:33 PM
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Boondawg Member Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
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A tree shot me in the foot. True or false?
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04:46 PM
FieroRumor Member Posts: 35007 From: New York Registered: Dec 2001
I sold my Fiero last week.
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whadeduck Member Posts: 8907 From: Aventura, FL Registered: Jul 2004
I find Hooter girls utterly repulsive.
I'm just not very good at this am I?
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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy (8/26/06)
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05:09 PM
moleman_in_a_FieroGT Member Posts: 792 From: Houston, TX, USA Registered: Apr 2006
I'm not bored. I'm also lying.
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06:22 PM
FieroRumor Member Posts: 35007 From: New York Registered: Dec 2001
I am NOT a postwh0re.
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06:30 PM
tutnkmn Member Posts: 3426 From: York, England, U.K. Living in Ohio Registered: May 2006
All of my Fieros are perfectly restored Concours class cars. They have perfect paint and stunning interiors and are worth $100,000 each
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08:10 PM
Patrick's Dad Member Posts: 5154 From: Weymouth MA USA Registered: Feb 2000
Me and the Mrs:
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08:29 PM
cliffw Member Posts: 35952 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
quote Originally posted by Boondawg: A tree shot me in the foot. True or false?
heh...true.
It's gotta be
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08:36 PM
BobadooFunk Member Posts: 5436 From: Pittsburgh PA Registered: Jun 2003
yoyu really CAN have sex in an elevaator!
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08:58 PM
cliffw Member Posts: 35952 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
quote Originally posted by BobadooFunk: yoyu really CAN have sex in an elevaator!
Going down ?
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09:01 PM
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Formula88 Member Posts: 53788 From: Raleigh NC Registered: Jan 2001
Everything I say is a lie. I am lying.
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09:30 PM
twofatguys Member Posts: 16465 From: Wheaton Mo. / Virginia Beach Va. Registered: Jul 2004
O.K. I'll play
True or False:
When I was 18 I was married to a Millionare, and when we separated she drained my account to neg $10,000, resulting in me spending time in jail, and about 6 years of paying back fines and hot checks.
Hmmmmmmmm??????????
Do we have rules yet?
Brad
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09:32 PM
ryan.hess Member Posts: 20784 From: Orlando, FL Registered: Dec 2002
Boondawg killed me.
And yes, there is the internet in heaven.
Blackberries go to hell!
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SLOWnSTEADY Member Posts: 1706 From: Hiawatha, IA Registered: Jul 2005
true or false... i have never had sex in a fiero ive lost nearly 100lbs in the last 2 years
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09:46 PM
cliffw Member Posts: 35952 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
quote Originally posted by achawkins: I did not inhale!
To get back on topic........
I can not tell a lie.
actually,
Let's just rule out anything that comes up when you google "Nixon quote".
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Sep 2nd, 2006
under8ted Member Posts: 1108 From: Sparta, ON, Canada Registered: Mar 2006
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I am not drinking a beer at the moment.
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12:12 AM
Shyster Member Posts: 1085 From: Conroe, TX, USA Registered: Aug 2005
I'm an honest lawyer.
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under8ted Member Posts: 1108 From: Sparta, ON, Canada Registered: Mar 2006
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quote Originally posted by Shyster: I'm an honest lawyer.
BBBBWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks.........now i have coffee (or pepsi, or beer) on my screen and up my nose.
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fierofetish Member Posts: 19173 From: Northeast Spain Registered: Jul 2003
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OUCH...you had to be quick to see that
Nick
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