And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and
said - "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around
heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your
transport chosen accordingly."

The angel looked at the first guy, Dave, and said- "You, Dave, were a
bad man in life. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you
will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge."

The angel next looked at the second guy, Jon, and said- "You were not
as sinful, but you still cheated on your wife twice. For this, you
will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."

The angel finally looked at our hero, Sam, and said- "You, Sam, have
set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you
never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through
heaven in a Ferrari."

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's
Ferrari. There he is, sitting on the bonnet, his head in his hands,
crying.

"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You're set
forever! Why so down?"

Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth, and said, "I just saw
my wife go by on a skateboard."

, at least she wasn't walking.

quote Originally posted by cliffw: , at least she wasn't walking.

That's becouse She can't walk!
Here's ta' swimmin' wit' bow-legged women!

[This message has been edited by Boondawg (edited 05-10-2006).]

sounds like some woman from inner Sydney

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: That's becouse She can't walk! Here's ta' swimmin' wit' bow-legged women!

And swim between their legs?