I wonder if that's a sin?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060403/ennew_afp/afpentertainmentindiafilmparishilton_060403135629

It better be April Fool's.... . I hate Paris Hilton.

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http://members.cardomain.com/tinton

Paris Hilton to play a ho......................oh, wait, neeeeeeeeeevermind.

left me LOL

Arn

"Hilton's prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films."

Bwahhahahahaha!!!!! That's too great.

MMMMMM
paris Hilton
I wouldn't kick out of bed if she farted

quote Originally posted by proff: MMMMMM paris Hilton I wouldn't kick out of bed if she farted

Not only would I kick her out of bed, I'd kick her out of the house, the neabhorhood, the city, the state, the coast, the country, the planet, the solar system, the galixy, the universe, and all of space/time as we know it!

quote Originally posted by proff: MMMMMM paris Hilton I wouldn't kick out of bed if she farted

Kinda yucky if you ask me.
Looks like a tweaker
Why would you want to bang some skeezy bimbo like that anyway? There are plenty of cute waitresses just waiting to be asked out.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Not only would I kick her out of bed, I'd kick her out of the house, the neabhorhood, the city, the state, the coast, the country, the planet, the solar system, the galixy, the universe, and all of space/time as we know it!

and each kick would be landed squarely on the neck so she couldn't talk. Everytime she talks, my ears bleed.

quote Originally posted by Tinton: It better be April Fool's.... . I hate Paris Hilton.

Awww... She just need a good pressure washing.

I don't get it.
How could you folks hate her so much? I don't know enough about her to care whether she lives or dies.
You watch too much TV.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Not only would I kick her out of bed, I'd kick her out of the house, the neabhorhood, the city, the state, the coast, the country, the planet, the solar system, the galixy, the universe, and all of space/time as we know it!

Maybe this will make you feel better.
House of Wax, with a pick axe in her head.

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Maybe this will make you feel better. House of Wax, with a pick axe in her head.

Thats hot

quote Originally posted by maryjane:

They usally do that to themselves after they realize that they slept with me.

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quote Originally posted by cccharlie: I don't get it. How could you folks hate her so much? I don't know enough about her to care whether she lives or dies. You watch too much TV.

I hate her because she just appeared out of no where, and she's only famous because of her Daddy's money. She has no talent, she's a complete slut, she's not pretty at all, she's an idiot, and the media loves her for no reason. Why hasn't her 15 minutes of fame ended yet? She needs to just go away.

I couldn't imagine actually wanting to sleep with her, how many diseases do you think she probably has?

And btw, I didn't even RTFA.

From what I've heard, sleeping with Paris is not all that exclusive a club, Boonie.

However sleeping with the ONE, the ONLY, the STALLION BOONDAWG, that's something any woman would be proud to post on her resume.

John Stricker

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: They usally do that to themselves after the realize that they slept with me.

quote Originally posted by jstricker: However sleeping with the ONE, the ONLY, the STALLION BOONDAWG, that's something any woman would be proud to post on her resume. John Stricker

Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh.
That'll get you ran right out of town!

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quote Originally posted by He Named Thor: "Hilton's prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films." Bwahhahahahaha!!!!! That's too great.

I frowned throughout the whole article until I read that, did a doubletake, then read it again before I was able to skip to my loo around the house and laugh out loud.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: They usally do that to themselves after they realize that they slept with me.

I thought you'd said that they just gnawed off any trapped limbs, and would slink silently away.

quote Originally posted by Shyster: I thought you'd said that they just gnawed off any trapped limbs, and would slink silently away.

No, having your mind ripped away is anything but silent!
The last shred leaves just as the axe enters.
But it's better that way.
The true horror comes from trying to live with it!

Oh Brother. Only in Americ.....err....Thiruvananthapuram, India.

Tim

Punch her in the ovaries

She has a nice sister.

Her Mom's where it's at!

She is pretty damn skanky but with a couple hefty brand body condoms and some lysol I think she could afford me. I really do.