Today I was at a junkyard looking for a coilpack for a Grand Prix that I have.(the guy is so cheap on parts that it is cheaper to shotgun parts if he has the car than to troubleshoot the problem.)

I saw a tag on the front of a 1977 Oldsmobile 98 that was so strange, I had to take it off and buy it(he gave it to me for free.)

It says:

"If God Can Forgive You So Can I But I Don't Call 911

I have thought and thought what it could possibly mean, and I cannot fathom what he is talking about. I would assume that God would have no reason to call 911, so I decided to toss it out to the forum.

What the heck was this guy thinking about when he had this made? You can see where the painter wrote the phrase on the back of the tag and even HE put a question mark after it.

Anyone who wants to venture a guess can perhaps make some sense out of it.

-FF
1986 Fiero 2M6

Probably makes sense after smoking much crack and drinking much malt liquor.

If I can remember, ill try an decode it at about midnight... in a much less sober state haha

"If God Can Forgive You So Can I But I Don't Call 911" ---> I take matters into my own hands.... I kill you then let God forgive you?

I dunno..sounds weird...

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The next time a couple of Jehovah Witness salespeople knock on your door, instead of letting the dog at 'em, ask 'em what they think about it. Should be good for a few minutes entertainment.

it means "If it werent for my horse I never would have spent that year in college"

quote Originally posted by Ken Wittlief: it means "If it werent for my horse I never would have spent that year in college"

My brain exploded.

Does the thumping go away on turns? You might need to rotate your tires.

quote Originally posted by Ken Wittlief: it means "If it werent for my horse I never would have spent that year in college"

That's the best quote you've posted ever...

dont think about it for more than thirty seconds, or blood will come gushing out of your nose!

quote Originally posted by Ken Wittlief: it means "If it werent for my horse I never would have spent that year in college"

I suppose that makes more sense than: "If it werent for college I never would have spent that year in my horse".

quote Originally posted by Scott-Wa: That's the best quote you've posted ever...

It's by Lewis Black, on one of his comedy albums.

"If God Can Forgive You So Can I But I Don't Call 911"

English translation: "I smoke da herbal vitamins"

"If God Can Forgive You So Can I But I Don't Call 911"

"I won't judge you for what you do, but i won't help you when it gets you in trouble either!"

^ told ya

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: "I won't judge you for what you do, but i won't help you when it gets you in trouble either!"

that cant be it - why would you forgive and not judge someone , but then not help them when they are in trouble?

I think the guy was trying to pose as mr macho - tresspassers will be shot on sight (I dont call the police)

so if you mess with me then your butt is mine, and then if God forgives you I will too

but it doenst flow right - you cant take vengance on someone and then say you forgive them

or forgive someone and then take vengance on them.

Oh Damn! Blood is gushing from my nose and ears now!!!! !@#&(&^*@!#&&*((@*! this is all your fault!

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God may be the only one that can judge you, but I can arrange the meeting...

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--Dillon

Green 1987 GT 5spd
Black 1986 SE V6 Auto - 3800SC Swap in Progress
"And this one time, on the Fiero Forum..."

but what the hell has that got to do with the price of tea in china?