Being an aviator in the military, we often use phoney name on our flight suits as a goof. Anyone got any more? I have used the following:

Hugh G. Rection
Craven Moorehead
Harry Knutts
Hugh Chardon
Dick Gozinia
Anita Hummer
Mike Hunt

can you add some more???????

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Biggus Dickus?

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Adam Baum
Al Bino
Al Dente
Al Fresco
Al K. Seltzer
Alf A. Romeo
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Amber Green
Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Lay, Anita Mann
Anna Prentice (an apprentice)
Anne Teak
April May (a real person I knew in high school)
Aretha Holly
Art Major
B.A. Ware
Barb Dwyer
Beau Archer
Ben Dover, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover
Ben Marcata (a musical term)
Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)
Bill Foldes
Bob Apple
Bob Katz
Brad Hammer (carpenter joke)
Brandon Cattell
Brooke Trout
Bud Light
Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)
Buster Cherry
C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor)
C. Senor
Candy Barr, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet
Casey Macy
Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts
Chris Coe
Chris Cross
Chris P. Bacon
Chuck U. Farley
Chuck Wggon
Claire Annette
Constance Noring
Count Dunn, Count Orff
Coyne Flatt (real person)
Craven Moorehead
Crystal Ball
Crystal Snow
D. Liver
Dan D. Lyons
Dan Druff
Dick Bender (real sports person)
Dick Bush (real person)
Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)
Dick Head
Dick Hertz
Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)
Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)
Dick Rasch (real person)
Dick Tator
Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)
Dilbert Pickles
Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)
Dr. Beaver
Dr. Butcher
Dr. DeKay, DDS
Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)
Dr. E. Ville
Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist)
Dr. Gutstein
Dr. Hanus
Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)
Dr. Hymen
Dr. Kauff
Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)
Dr. Pullham
Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)
Drew Peacock
Duane Pipe
Dusty Rhodes
Edna May (or may not)
Earl E. Bird
Eaton Wright and Liv Good
Eric Shinn
Estelle Hertz (it still hurts)
Faith Christian
Fanny O'Rear
Ferris Wheeler
Ford Parker
Gaye Jolly
Gail Storm
Gene Poole
Geoff L. Tavish (gifelte fish)
Gil Fish
Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger)
Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls, Harry Butz
Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)
Harry Johnson, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters
Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!)
Harry R. M. Pitts
Hazle Nutt
Heidi Clare
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jorgan
Hy Ball
Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe
I.D. Clair
I.P. Freely
Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor)
Ivan Oder
Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)
Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!)
Jack Hammer
Jay Walker
Jean Poole
Jenny Tull
Jim Laucher (gym locker)
Jim Shu, Jim Sox
Jo King
Joy Kil
Joy Rider
Justin Case, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Time
Kandi Apple
Kenny Penny
Kerry Oki
King Queene
Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver)
Lance Boyle
Laura Lynne Hardy
Levon Coates
Les Moore
Lisa Carr
Lou Pole
Luke Warm
Lynn C. Doyle
Lynn O. Liam
Marlon Fisher
Marsha Mellow
Marty Graw
Mary Christmas
Maude L.T. Ford
Max Little
Max Power
May Day
May Furst
Mel Loewe
Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me)
Melody Music
Mia Hamm (a real person)
Mike Easter
Mike Hunt
Mike Raffone
Mike Rotch
Mike Stand (a real person)
Mike Sweeny (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player
Minny van Gogh
Mister Bates
Misty Waters (a real person)
Misty C. Shore (a real person), Sandy Shore
Mo Lestor
Mona Lott
Monica Monica (real person)
Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, though probably not his real name)
Myles Long
Nat Sass
Neil Down
Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin)
Noah Riddle
Olive Yew
Ophelia Payne
Oren Jellow
P. Ness
P. Brain
Paige Turner
Park A. Studebaker
Pat Downe (a real person)
Pat McCann
Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White
Penny Dollar (real person)
Penny Lane
Penny Nichols
Penny Wise
Pepe Roni
Pete Moss
Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnson
Phil Rupp
Pierce Deere
Polly Ester
Post, Mark
Price Wright (another real person)
R. M. Pitt
R. Sitch
R. Slicker
Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA)
Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke
Richard P. Cox (real person)
Rick O'Shea
Rick Shaw
Rip Torn
Robin Andis Merryman
Robin Banks
Rock Pounder
Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach
Royal Payne
Russell Leeves
Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Irons, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele, Rusty Blades
Sally Forth
Sam Manilla
Seymour Butz
Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist)
Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)
Sharon Needles
Skip Roper
Sonny Day
Sno White (real person)
Sue Yu
Sy Burnette
Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me) - (real person in Fairmont, MN)
Summer Camp (allegedly a real person)
Summer Greene
Tad Pohl
Tarre Beach
Tess Steckle
Therese R. Green
Thomas Richard Harry
Tim Burr
Tom A. Toe
Tom Katt
Tom Morrow
Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest)
Walter Melon
Wanda Rinn
Wanna Hickey
Warren Peace
Warren T.
Will Race (real person who told me he races cars and on foot)
Will Wynn (Mayor of Austin, Texas)
Willy Leak (or won't he)
X. Benedict

all from http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html

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^^lol thats a great list~!

I can't believe you missed Jim Nasium.

A couple of years ago, I was treated for an ulcer by the gastroenterologist team of Drs. Flood and Semon.

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88 3.4 coupe. 17s, cut springs 'n all.

Phil Mc'Cracn

Mike Hawk

remember one of the forum members got a new name and made trouble here, his name was
Mike Rotchisitchy (sp?)

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quote Originally posted by Dave Gunsul: Amanda Hungnkiss

Moe: Can anyone find me Amanda Huginkiss?

I loved that one!

I try to listen (when I can actually wake up in the morning) to the morning DJ's pull crank calls onthe air (Usually set up by friends of the victim). The two best names I can remember were:

Pete Zahut. The guy kept calling the DJ "Mr. Zahut." He never caught on.

Harry Paratestes. Sounds Greek to me.

EDIT: I almost forgot the Car Guy's Attorneys: Dewey, Cheetham & Howe. These are actually painted on a window a couple of floors above Harvard Square (Cambridge MA), where they broadcast from.

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Local DJ's take collect calls from funny names so far Dick Fitzwell is one of my favotrites as is Sharon Peters & Sofonda Cox

Sal Minella. https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/017598.html

Hung Lo
Osborne Black

M. T. Wallet (name of my race team)

belle button (distant relitive of mine)
ileta floode (another distant relitive)

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Mike Hocksoar...

-Chris

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Dick Stuck
Ruffy Ryder

two guys on sports plaques in a MD highschool I stayed at this summer.

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86 GT -- All Options except Performance Sound

Del Doe (actual person...full name was Delmar)

Amanda Reckonwith
Pete Moss
Sarah Bellum
Natalie Dressed
Guy Wire
Meg Alomania
Xavier Onassis

Both Prarie Home Companion and Car Talk use a bunch of these in their closing credits.

Then there was the one posted recently in another thread--the real name of a real estate agent: Gaye Males

We used to have a doctor in town named ****. Ran the **** Chiropractic Center before he passed away.

quote Originally posted by isthiswhereiputausername?: ...Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!)...

My 8th grade English teacher's name was 'June Hoff'. She was married to 'Jack' - also no kidding!!

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Wayne Kerr

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Dr. Killim (local doctor)

Anita Bath (I need a bath) I reall know someone with this name.

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FURIOUS FIERO
See My New Website at www.furiousfiero.owns.it

We have a police man in Dorchester called Rick O'Shea!

PK's dad went to school with Terry Bull, Lou Rolls.

We also have a news reader called Sonya Legg.

PK used to work with a girl called Jocelyn Balbag !

PK says there is someone called Slim Pickens?

TB

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Yeah me dad went to school with Terry Bull...he went on to join a band in the 70's....I think they had a Top10 hit...I didn't believe him until he showed me his name in their school reunion mag! He didn't go to school with Lou Rolls, but it is a real person!

This is the right place to mention Slim Pickens (Trampboy doesn't believe that he existed!)....

Cheers
PK

went to school with two sisters,
Katja and Senya Goen

Algebra teacher was Bonnie Ware(B. Ware) The truth too. But one of my best teachers.

Guy in one of my college classes named Peter Wacker.

Ex Girlfriends(FieroDiva) friend was named Amanda Sucku(sooku Not SUCK you) But still

Mike Oxbigger

Artie Choke
Barb Dwyer
Jim Shorts

Helen Hunt - customer assistance -if you cant find what you want then go to Helen Hunt for it.

Wow.

Phat Ho
Dixon Cox

REAL! www.funnynames.com has the pages out of the phonebook with these names on them.

This one is real, but only because the guy had his name changed:

Heywood Jablowme.