CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (All temperatures are in Fahrenheit
converted to Celsius)
70 ABOVE (+21 C)
*Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
*People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
60 ABOVE (+16 C)
*North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
*People in Canada plant gardens.
50 ABOVE (+10 C)
*Californian's shiver uncontrollably.
*People in Canada sunbathe.
40 ABOVE (+5 C)
*Italian and English cars won't start.
*People in Canada drive with the windows down.
32 ABOVE ( 0 C )
*Distilled water freezes.
*Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 ABOVE (- 6 C)
*Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
*People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
15 ABOVE (- 9.4 C)
*Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
*People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 DEGREES (- 17.8 C)
*People in Miami all die........
*Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 BELOW (- 28.9 C)
*Californians fly away to Mexico
*People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 BELOW (- 40 C)
*Hollywood disintegrates.
*The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 BELOW (- 51.1 C)
*Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
*Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes
until it gets cold enough.
80 BELOW (- 62.2 C)
*Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
*People in Canada rent some videos.
100 BELOW (- 73.3)
*Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
*Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 BELOW (- 128.8 C)
*Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
*Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 BELOW (- 273.3 C)
*ALL atomic motion stops (this is absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
*People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 BELOW (- 295.7 C)
*Hell freezes over.
*The Americans win a gold medal in hockey
