before you goto a formal dinner party, stuff a nuclear bomb up your nose

then at dinner, put some pepper on your food - then pretend you are going to sneeze

and really ham it up - ah Ah AHHHHHHHHHHH.....

then set off the nuke!

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"Wise man say, when in doubt, mumble."

Erwin

I did that once, until I got bored then I started chuckin water balloons at passing cars and bikers. Almost had one guy beat the sh!t outta me though... It would be funny to see the reactions of people who get hit =)