Who was that Russian Comidian, Yakuff Smirnoff? Anybody remember his monolog about America and freedom? Anyways, I'm basing the following comments off of him (so add the Russian accent if you know who I am talking about).
America is wonderful place. I went into store and seen how much you people enjoy your freedom. You even packaged it in a product called "STAY FREE".
As I shopping for first time in American store, I realized you don't have to stand in line for toilet paper. You have many wonderfull products.
I was shopping for dinner party I throwing for friends I met since here in country.
I come across another wonderful product. Of course I was a guy, throwing party as I single and have no girlfriend. You even put product in catagory of duties woman have.
I was looking for food, plates, silverware as I not want much to clean up afterwards and I come across a product in the womans section that was absolutely wonderful. It said "Sanitary Knapkins" on product. I bought several packages.
I use them at party so people would know I was sanitary Russian living American dream and would be able to wipe hands. They look at me strangly when silverware was unwrapped. Guys must not do much shopping.
found other uses for them. They absorb water and other spilled items.
America! Is wonderful country. <inhaling while lauging> he! he! he! he!
***When God created man he told Adam that he would give him the perfect mate. She would cook and clean. She would do whatever he asked, always happy and supportive. But he told Adam it would cost him an arm and a leg. So Adam asked what he could get for a rib***
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