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A Poem To Me Mudder... by Raydar
Started on: 10-17-2001 10:02 AM
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Last post by: Jaygee79 on 10-17-2001 01:11 PM
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Report this Post10-17-2001 10:02 AM Click Here to See the Profile for RaydarSend a Private Message to RaydarDirect Link to This Post
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A POEM TO ME MUDDER

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in my widdle bed
And spanked me till my ass was red -
Me Mudder

Who took me from my cozy cot
And put me on de ice cold pot
And made me pee if I could not -
Me Mudder

And when the morning light would come
And in my crib I'd dribbled some
Who wiped my tiny widdle bum -
Me Mudder

And who me hair would neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeeze me till I fart -
Me Mudder

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly had a king-sized fit
When in me Sunday pants I sh!t -
Me Mudder

And when at night the bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peak
Who yelled at me to go to sleep -
Me Fodder!

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Raydar - aka Steve

Black 88 Formula.
Red 88 Duke coupe. "The Project"
88 Formula parts car. "The Donor"

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Report this Post10-17-2001 11:39 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Cheever3000Send a Private Message to Cheever3000Direct Link to This Post
Hahaha! I just finished printing a birthday card to send my mom. And as I was reading that poem I thought of printing it and slipping it into the envelope -- until I got to the end!
The card I made says "Mom, I thought you'd like to know that I still remember our little talks toether... (inside)...and that my hearing is slowly coming back."

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Report this Post10-17-2001 01:11 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jaygee79Send a Private Message to Jaygee79Direct Link to This Post
lol i just emailed that to my mother
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