Received from a friend...
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A POEM TO ME MUDDER
When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in my widdle bed
And spanked me till my ass was red -
Me Mudder
Who took me from my cozy cot
And put me on de ice cold pot
And made me pee if I could not -
Me Mudder
And when the morning light would come
And in my crib I'd dribbled some
Who wiped my tiny widdle bum -
Me Mudder
And who me hair would neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeeze me till I fart -
Me Mudder
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly had a king-sized fit
When in me Sunday pants I sh!t -
Me Mudder
And when at night the bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peak
Who yelled at me to go to sleep -
Me Fodder!
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Raydar - aka Steve
Black 88 Formula.
Red 88 Duke coupe. "The Project"
88 Formula parts car. "The Donor"