You'll shoot your eye out.
Your sitting to close to the TV
Your sick because you drank something cold
chocolate gave you pimples.

anyone have other old sayings
something that your parents said to you
or dumb things people said.

Quit making that face! You want it to freeze like that?

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Raydar - aka Steve

88 black Formula
88 soon-to-be-V6 coupe

"I'll give you something to cry about"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge would you do it?"

All I can think of right now.

You will go blind!(Can I do it till I need glasses?)

Hugh, I was thinking about that one. But I knew I could count on someone else to post it.
(I never actually had that one used on me. The story that I got was that it would cause zits.)

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Raydar - aka Steve

88 black Formula
88 soon-to-be-V6 coupe

Steve,I don't have zits,but I do wear glasses.BBBuut only because I I I am 61.UHH nevermind!

We don't smoke marijuana in Muscogee...

Oh wait.. that is a song!

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Tennessee Fiero Owners

Parents: "Do you want your face slapped!?"

Me: "Noooooo! But I could go for a good a$$ kicking...comon...whatda yah say!?!?!?!"
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Parents: "I'm going to slap you so hard, your grandchildren are going to hurt!"

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Actually I know someone who decided to test the 'if you keep your eyes crossed for long enough they will freeze' saying when he was a kid. He's 25 now and his eyes are still crossed so I guess it works.

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Jaime

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The Big Father-to-Son Teenage Sex Talk

"Son. You now have a loaded pistol in your pants. Watch where you aim and shoot it!"

Good thing I was shootin blanks all those years I was younger!

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You don't say "its just a game" when your team is the one that is winning.

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Someones gonna trip over your shoelaces!

WHO is gonna trip over my untied shoelaces but me??

1) The Lord loves a working man.
2) Don't trust Whitey.
3) See a doctor and get rid of it.

"I'll wash your mouth out with soap!"

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Raydar - aka Steve

88 black Formula
88 Duke coupe
88 "wadded up" Formula (parts car)

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt!

"Mr.! Wait until your father gets home..."
"Did mommy ask you to go and tell Mrs. Smith she was a *#@^ch?"

Manipulation program commonaly used by kids

do while .t. &&start of manipulation
if <told1> &&start of procedure
Go ask your father!
else <told2>
Go ask your mother!
then <if subsequently caught doing something you weren't allowed to> &&alternate procedure
if <response for questioned by mom>
Dad said I could...
else <response for questioned by dad>
Mom said I could...
endif &&end of responses
endif &&end of procedure
enddo &&end of manipulation

Be prepared for massive DEBUG routine as your parents are now going to be BUGGED at you when they find where your program failed!

"Clean behind your ears."
"Go wash your face so your nose is as bright as a penny!"

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"don't make me get my belt"

"don't make me get your father"

"do you want to call your father at work and tell him what you've done?"

It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt.. Hahahhahahaa.. That reminds me of a line me and my friends used to use (I'll lost a lot of respect if I post it though).. No, not cause it's full of vulgarities.

"go outside and get some fresh air"

"Go to your room and don't come down until you learn how to act!" (And me up there working on my method acting...)

Some that probably aren't very common but I heard all the time...

POP (all the lights go out)
"Jooooooosh! Get downstairs and turn the breaker back on!"
(I was always rewiring something to make more power...)

"If you make explosives in my stove again, you'll be grounded till you're 90!"
(Also a bit of a chemist...)

"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times..."
(Never did understand the math on that one.)

"Hey boy! Do you have s**t for brains?!"
"Pull my finger..."
"Don't talk with your mouth full!"
"Practice what you preach."
"You're to be seen, not heard."
To toddler: "Go get your plastic screwdriver so daddy can unscrew your belly button and watch your butt fall off!"
"Trade you a green one for a black one!"
"You're so slow you couldn't catch a cold."
"You're so slow it take you two hours just to watch '60 Minutes'."
"If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough there to blow your nose."

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Beauty is only skin deep
Ugly is to the bone
Beauty always fades away
But,ugly holds its' own !

hehehe, i got a good one i get this from my mom all the time..

"Money dosen't grow on tree's, go get a job!"

Another thing i never got is when your mom is yelling at you she will always say your whole name like "Michael jeffrey krueger" that is werid hehe?

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Mike
85'GT 4sp,
AOL IM: Fierofanatic2001

What's that knot on your neck? Oh, I'm sorry. I did not realize that its your head.

If I couldn't get a better job than that, I'd make a wooden beak and peck crap with the chickens.

I used to wear clothes like that when I was your age, back before daddy got a job.

If I want any crap from you, I'll squeeze your head.

Didn't I tell you? I guess it was none of your damn business than was it?

That's not my feet that you smell.

Does your head hurt? Its killing me.

What do you mean "if"? If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.

If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.

"Grand pa, what's that smell"--- "Your upper lip"

Isn't your mother calling?

"Hey" is for horses, but grass is cheaper and dirt is free.

Polite Statement: "When I look at you, time stands perfectly still."

Translated: How to tell an ugly woman politely that her face could stop a clock!

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Clean your plate. There are children in "place the most recent draught-ravaged african country here" that would kill for that food.

My mother taught me never to hit a lady.

Unfortunately for you there's a big difference between a woman and a lady...

(disclaimer: Before anyone grabs their pitchforks and torches, I haven't ever struck a female regardless of her manners, but I have defended myself from attack in such a manner that my attacker consistantly lost her balance and fell down. Eventually they get tired of getting back up and trying to kick my a$$.)

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If at first you don't succeed, try...hmmmm!?!?!?!?...try...try, try, try, try, try...again and again and again and...

When we were young...

You kids really don't know just how lucky you have it today.

If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

my 2 favs

where theres a will, theres a way...

if it aint broke, dont fix it...
(someone mentioned a spinoff of this...if it aint broke, fix it till it is....love that!!)

quote Originally posted by frontal lobe: Clean your plate. There are children in "place the most recent draught-ravaged african country here" that would kill for that food.

Drink your coffee! There's people sleeping in India!

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Raydar - aka Steve

88 black Formula
88 Duke coupe
88 "wadded up" Formula (parts car)

That boy could tear up an iron wedge in the desert.

There more than one way to skin a cat.

I'm gettin' so big if I needed to haul a$$ I'd have to make two loads.

This is what lead up to me v8n' my Fiero.

"How many times do I have to tell you...?"

If your mom ever finds out, she's gonna kill you!

Looks like you fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

He isn't the brightest crayon in the box!

SISTER: Mom said when I was born she said "Oh look! What a treasure!"

ME: Yeah...and everyone else in the family responded that we should bury you!

"You can't trust him as far as you could throw him."

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He's so dangerous he can f*ck up a crowbar in a sand box.

I'll take you out like a bad light bulb, and I can do it too buddy. (Roll you out like new carpeting...)

Want to have a talk with the Friendly-Five?

Most are my dads, now in his 70's.

and... "I *am* a team player and my team's winning."

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quote Originally posted by Bluebottlejunky: "Money dosen't grow on tree's,...!"

Your, mom must be from the old days as well cause my parents (antiques by most standards) told me the same thing.

Today, I am trying to teach my kids that money doesn't come out of walls or free standing boxes...forget the trees!

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"Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?"

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'87 Coupe 5spd.
AIM:FieroJoe87

Thought your a-- is grass and i'm the lawnmower was pretty funny until I realized the big dude was serious and yelling at me.