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State Slogans by fiero56
Started on: 07-23-2000 10:36 AM
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Report this Post07-23-2000 10:36 AM Click Here to See the Profile for fiero56Send a Private Message to fiero56Direct Link to This Post
Don't know how many of you have seen this, I just read it for the first time yesterday.

State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!

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Report this Post07-23-2000 11:56 AM Click Here to See the Profile for hughClick Here to Email hughSend a Private Message to hughDirect Link to This Post
I'm from New Jersey.We have Delaware,Maryland,Minnesota,and New York covered.
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Report this Post07-23-2000 04:38 PM Click Here to See the Profile for My7FierosSend a Private Message to My7FierosDirect Link to This Post
Hey thats not true about Tennessee! I got learnt rill good here!
And as far as half the city of Memphis goes, well, if you axe dem, days be sayin' dat day gots a good ed-u-muh-cay-shun!
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Report this Post07-23-2000 05:03 PM Click Here to See the Profile for batboyClick Here to Email batboySend a Private Message to batboyDirect Link to This Post
Hey, I thought the Kansas motto was, "At least we're better than Nebraska."

They keep wanting to change it from "the sunflower state" to "the land of ahs." You know, a pun on the Wizard of Oz. Yeah I know it's stupid.

But not as dumb as that big welcome sign going into Iowa. It says, "Iowa, you make me smile." Hahaha, it should be more like, this slogan makes me laugh hysterically.

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Report this Post07-23-2000 08:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for GokartSend a Private Message to GokartDirect Link to This Post
Well living here in Mass I guess I'd rather be taxed to death than go sheep hunting

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Report this Post07-23-2000 11:10 PM Click Here to See the Profile for OreifClick Here to visit Oreif's HomePageClick Here to Email OreifSend a Private Message to OreifDirect Link to This Post
The Illinois State motto is "Construction Ahead" State flag is bright orange and says "Construction Zone" The State animal is a Construction Horse. Finally here in Illinois we have reduced it down to 2 seasons!
Winter and Construction!
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Report this Post07-24-2000 09:22 AM Click Here to See the Profile for DJRiceClick Here to Email DJRiceSend a Private Message to DJRiceDirect Link to This Post
Florida: It's Hot and Wet.

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Report this Post07-24-2000 10:24 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Gold-86SEClick Here to Email Gold-86SESend a Private Message to Gold-86SEDirect Link to This Post

As a resident of the fine state of tejas, the real slogon can be one of two, your choice:

Humorous - would be not "Si' Hablo Ing'les" but No Hablo Ingles.

Or the preferred, Don't mess with Texas - my personal favorite.

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Report this Post07-24-2000 12:14 PM Click Here to See the Profile for stsmithgtClick Here to visit stsmithgt's HomePageClick Here to Email stsmithgtSend a Private Message to stsmithgtDirect Link to This Post
Isn't Nevada, "Poke whore!"?????????
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Report this Post07-24-2000 07:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for CoconutClick Here to Email CoconutSend a Private Message to CoconutDirect Link to This Post
Coconut thinks.... "I wonder why they would say that about Washington?" as he starts to tape his big thick glasses back together but then decides not to cuz he's lazy! HA! HA! HA!

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