Don't know how many of you have seen this, I just read it for the first time yesterday.

State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!

I'm from New Jersey.We have Delaware,Maryland,Minnesota,and New York covered.

Hey thats not true about Tennessee! I got learnt rill good here!
And as far as half the city of Memphis goes, well, if you axe dem, days be sayin' dat day gots a good ed-u-muh-cay-shun!

Hey, I thought the Kansas motto was, "At least we're better than Nebraska."

They keep wanting to change it from "the sunflower state" to "the land of ahs." You know, a pun on the Wizard of Oz. Yeah I know it's stupid.

But not as dumb as that big welcome sign going into Iowa. It says, "Iowa, you make me smile." Hahaha, it should be more like, this slogan makes me laugh hysterically.

Well living here in Mass I guess I'd rather be taxed to death than go sheep hunting

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Marc 87GT

The Illinois State motto is "Construction Ahead" State flag is bright orange and says "Construction Zone" The State animal is a Construction Horse. Finally here in Illinois we have reduced it down to 2 seasons!
Winter and Construction!

Florida: It's Hot and Wet.

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Dillon - Titusville, FL
Black '87 SE V6
"Matched Perfect and Staggered Special"

As a resident of the fine state of tejas, the real slogon can be one of two, your choice:

Humorous - would be not "Si' Hablo Ing'les" but No Hablo Ingles.

Or the preferred, Don't mess with Texas - my personal favorite.

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Gold-86SE (Fiero Collector)

[This message has been edited by Gold-86SE (edited 07-24-2000).]

Isn't Nevada, "Poke whore!"?????????

Coconut thinks.... "I wonder why they would say that about Washington?" as he starts to tape his big thick glasses back together but then decides not to cuz he's lazy! HA! HA! HA!

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