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Funny Oath by Deer_Slayer
Started on: 07-14-2000 12:35 PM
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Here's something I found. Complements of John Boy and Billy:

Oath To My Friend


When you are sad,
I will get you drunk
and help you plot revenge against
the scun-sucking S.O.B. who made you sad

When you are lost,
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions

When you are sick,
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god

When you are worried
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining

When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get

When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it, stupid

When you fall,
I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**

This is my Oath
I pledge till the end
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.

The whole reason people have friends is to have fun, and its not too much fun being a shining beacon.

Also,

RUN FOR THE HILLS, IT'S DOMESTIC RICE!

A friend of mine told me about a rice boy in a Festiva where he lives. I never saw it, but he described it as having a wing, large tail pipe, fancy wheels, and racing stripe. All i have to say is: HaaaHaaaHaa

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Steve
(co-care taker), Gold 86 SE L4

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