Here's something I found. Complements of John Boy and Billy:
Oath To My Friend
When you are sad,
I will get you drunk
and help you plot revenge against
the scun-sucking S.O.B. who made you sad
When you are lost,
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions
When you are sick,
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god
When you are worried
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining
When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get
When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it, stupid
When you fall,
I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**
This is my Oath
I pledge till the end
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.
The whole reason people have friends is to have fun, and its not too much fun being a shining beacon.
Also,
RUN FOR THE HILLS, IT'S DOMESTIC RICE!
A friend of mine told me about a rice boy in a Festiva where he lives. I never saw it, but he described it as having a wing, large tail pipe, fancy wheels, and racing stripe. All i have to say is: HaaaHaaaHaa
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Steve
(co-care taker), Gold 86 SE L4
[This message has been edited by Deer_Slayer (edited 07-14-2000).]
[This message has been edited by Deer_Slayer (edited 07-14-2000).]
