TEN HUSBANDS
> A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
> their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm
> still a virgin.
>
> "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
> ten times?
>
> "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
> great it was going to be.
>
> Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
> supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
>
> Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
> diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
>
> Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
> didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
>
> Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
> three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
> method.
>
> Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
> but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
>
> Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
> how to position it.
>
> Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
>
> Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
>
> Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss
> him!
>
> But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
>
> "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
>
> "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
>

LMAO