A cowboy came into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When the cowboy finished, he found that his Fiero had been stolen.
The cowboy went back into the saloon, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head, without even looking, and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Who stole my Fiero?" he yelled, with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"I'm gonna have another drink and if my Fiero ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I done back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I done back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The cowboy had another drink, walked outside, and his Fiero was back!
He saddled up and started out of town.
About this time, the saloon keepper wandered out and asked, "Say partner, what happened back in Texas?"
The cowboy turned and said, "I had to walk home!"