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Le computer or La computer?? by olympic
Started on: 06-06-2000 05:33 AM
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A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like "chalk" or "pencil," she described, would have a gender association. For example:

House is feminine-- "la" maison. In English, of course, words are of neutral gender. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine.

One group comprised of the women in class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendations.

The men decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender (la) because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you're spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The group of women, however, concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine (le) gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Hope it gives you a chuckle!!

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