1. You used to look up at certain cars because you thought they were so darn cool. Now you look up at cars because yours is so darn low!
2. You get a lot of pictures taken of your car, and most of them are from speedtraps.
3. People can't pronounce the name of your car.
4. you get into fights with your gf/wife more often. Mainly over who gets to drive.
5. When someone asks you if he can see your car's engine, you open up the front hood and shout "Oh no! Somebody stole my engine!"
6. You start laughing in a chinese restaurant whenever someone orders "fried rice".
7. You think having sex in your car is a total waste of perfectly good upholstery.
8. You consider a movie good when somewhere in the movie you spotted a Fiero, even it it was only for 0.0001 seconds.
9. You fantasize you are flying an airplane whenever you drive a "normal" car.
10. Your garage is the nicest spot in the house.